Young Whippersnapper - Gap Gift Card [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1: Young Whippersnapper]
Knock knock, who's there? It's Cale, go figure
If you think your dick's small, well, mine's no bigger
I rap longevitous, lines don't wither
And I'm white, so you couldn't say I'm your--
Let me clarify this, somebody yell and tell her
That I'm the most def, not you Helen Keller
Never worry 'bout money, I got three pre-paids
And I feel a little higher than my GPA
I am slam dunking; yes, I ball
Looking right at you with my left eyeball
And I play four quarters and I turn on a dime
That's a dollar ten more that I earn on a rhyme
See me back in it like I pull in the garage, man
When a track finished I will edit on GarageBand
Yeah, I act innocent, bonafide killer in reality
Otherwise is utterly a fallacy
Baby girl, if the price is right
I'll take you on a cheap date for a priceless night
My flow hurts ears like Tyson, Michael
You're making that green but I recycle
Look: I've never really been a ladies' man
Yet I get 'em wetter than a hurricane in Haiti can
Sure, I'm a gentleman, calling her "miss"
But when I put my Charles Dickens, Oliver Twist, yeah

[Hook]
We're running up a tab on our Gap Gift Card
We wanna look nice, like that shit's hard!
We got tight jeans, nice polo and you know it
When you hear us rhyming on a track like a poet
We're coming on a track like it's semen so I sew it
And you blow it like a cocaine, dick missed-chance
You wanna look nice? Well, get this man
You'll never be as fly as my zipped knit pants

[Verse 2: Ctreli]
Uh, working on my shift
Waiting for the tip
Pull up in my whip
Got that Nissan shit, uh
When I'm driving 'round the town you best try join my clique
If you ain't my pick
Fuck off with your bish
You'd better take this Gap gift card and upgrade real quick, uh
Try and beat my lyric
Goddamn we looking slick
If you don't shop at the Gap then you ain't with us, bitch
Roll up to the store
Already see the whore
Don't sell me Abercrombie
Dog, I ain't no zombie
Falling from my pockets
Stacks as high as rockets
And when Young Whip comes it'll be fire when he drops this

[Hook]