Yung Rudd - Intro [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]
Ladies and gentlemen
Allow me to introduce you to
Rough Tops and Portugal Juice, volume one
I am your host
Some people call me Mr. Paxx 'Em
Other people know me as Yung Rudd
Oh... 2 Much Vybz
Yeah... Xplicit ENT
Allyuh know the scene already, I just goin and talk my shit

[Verse]
My ideas out there like aliens
It's why they're salient
And vast and varying
Use them to cut niggas like caesarians
Y'all know my cranium's more packed than European stadiums of Champions League finals
With the mic I beat rivals
Got the killer instinct, call me Spinal
Listen to these vinyls
Y'all nigga rhymes all messy... Lionel
Touch one button like a fucking speed dial
I'll make you realise you senile
Like tourists in Egypt there to view the river
Every time they hear me spit, niggas feel a shiver
Cause The Rudder Man be so chill and calm with his deliver-y
Nigga, y'all just be Digiorno
I've seen better come-backs in a doggystyle porno
Your girl said she wants to bull, no toro
So you know I had to sword and cut her, Zorro
But for real, I gotta hand it to you, like Goro
You got mad testes trying to test me
Putting up vids on your YouTube and FB
Once you do that, man it's on like a lesbi-
I catch kicks like Jet Li beating MCs
I got the game in the bag nigga, Westbees
The saying goes "The third time's the charm"
And y'all know I'm Rudder #3, no MP
Let's be real, from the pool of whack Trini MCs
You've got to exempt me
I'm heaven sent b
Many rappers resent me
Cause after battles I left them with their pants peed, like centi-
I kill niggas fast like lent, G
And touch birds gently who wanna get friendly
Repping Xplicit E.N.T
Allow me to present thee with yet another Yung Rud gem, B
If I smoke sensi and get gassed up like NP
I'd cut the tracks up like I'm motherfucking Kenshi
Styles, I've got plenty
So it's going to be a long ass time before I'm running on empty