Yung Sizzle - Sandy Cheeks / Niggas Bleed [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Sandy Cheeks]

Blunt on my ear so I can hear the loud
Suck my Oscar Meyer, Penny Proud
The drought is over, I brought the weed
Smegma brought the lotion
I'm only 5 years old, nigga I'm rap precocious
And I'm out of potion
I ain't the one to float on life
But I'll let my semen float inside your wife
I ain't a nigga that you want to try trifle with
Get a rifle sticked to your dome so drop your knife, bitch
Smoking on my pipe, I'm getting high and fellating myself
I don't need no one else
I got the mouth of a god
Rob a nigga that think he mobbin' while he wearing a crop top
Cut a nigga at a thrift shop
With a fifty cent katana
Nigga my dad is Obama, nigga my son is Osama, RIP
Snort a couple ki's, you're now rocking with a G
With a big D in the desert of the AB...Q
I am high as fuck on Walter's blue
All I want's to fuck your bitch and maybe you can join too
Psyche, you turned your bitch dyke
But I turned her right around
Randy Johnson on the mound
With my Big Unit in Munich
Influenced thousands of hoes
With the shit that's in my Intuit, thousands of rolls
Benjis on Benjis but if you don't friend me on Facebook
You just became one dissed ho
Eyes low, watching anime
Bae is bumping Jesse J, I punched her in the face
She was trippin'
I ripped the bong and watched Zack and Cody at the Tipton
And jerked to Brenda Song
Your bitch left her thong here, and her pride
Got between something other than her inner thighs
But she was fine, I'm out of time
See ya later, if you enter here you'll see what's inside Sizzle's mind

Cracking fuck nigga bitches right up on side of they head
Fuck niggas catching a murder declassified like Ned
Niggas wanting to kill me to claim my stacks of bread
But what they don't know is actually it's just a loaf of bread
Them niggas salty like they're Filipino Champ
While I got their mommas damp
Have them send their ass to camp, then they come back
Tell them "Son, I am your new dad"
Now shut your fucking mouth and roll my blunt wrap
I school your ass with dumb raps
Pump action shotgun in your butt
Pump my cum in your momma's cunt
Her time of month is absent
I should have just been abstinent
Nah, so I fled quick with a dead bitch in my trunk
With a wrap on my dragged trunk
Like I'm Reptar on Worldstar with some bad luck
I'm a sad punk with pink hair like a faggot
But at least I have bars unlike Faggot
Bitch, get back to your pageant
In the streets with my ratchets

That's my dick in her attachments
Getting high and higher, I wonder where the grass went
Past tense
Flipping packs to all my friends
Counting duckets with no end
Getting buckets like it's Lin...sanity
Catch me lurking right behind her in her vanity
As a ghost in her canopy
[Laughs]
Wait till she gets a load of me, literally


[Niggas Bleed]

Today's agenda: I'll fuck someone of the same gender
Nah, fuck that, I'll eat your mom's baked placenta
Met the bitch on Tinder
She told me that her name was Tilda
So I fucked her til da break of dawn
Rode the whip down to the Cinnabon
Ordered twelve rolls, ate them shits on the way home
Pulled the AK out, shot a nigga in the dome
You ain't got minutes on these streets for you to fucking rome
Knuckles in your gut, I hit the fattest blunt
Today's great, but I'm staying noided cause I want
5-0 crawling 'round my crib
Peaking through my window as I eat my cheesesticks
They can eat my fucking dick for all I care
Bitches fuck me for my money, not because of what I wear
Rubbing through my wallet while they're running through my hair
Shit, I guess it's fucking time to hit this bitch like a snare
Thank God I'm rare
I don't hear what all you niggas say
I'm only 'bout two things: fucking puss and getting paid
Pull your bitch by her braid when she say "no"
I say, "Why you here if you know what I came for?"
Lay low from the passing police
"Hey yo, Lil Smegma, why you never pass the weed?"
Then some other nigga tried to creep up on me
Hope and pray to God, I don't make this fuck nigga bleed