Yung Turd - Coolin' [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

I fucked a thousand mothafuckas
You think I'm scared of you?

So many shoes
So many fucking sunglasses on
I got like

I got like seven pairs of sunglasses on my face
In case that sun hits my eyes, bitch, I'm protected
Your bitch stay looking at me
Bitch, what you looking at?

Because my sunglasses black
And my main bitch black
I got them fucking things on my feet
What they call them shoes
Got them Jordans in my closet
And them hoes up in my booze

I'm drinkin' whiskey sours
With that fucking Jägermeister, hoe
Because I'm way too drunk
And I'm finna do my first show

Ninth grade looking like a mo'fuckin boss
Ninth grade I'm looking like a mo'fuckin boss

Got them hoes on my jaw
Like a motherfucking boss
Michael Jordan on these hoes
Straight baliin' like a Michael Jordan

Hoes wanna fuck me cause I look so trill
And my dad wanna fuck me cause I look straight trill

Got them chains on my neck
Fuckin' rings on my fingers

And your bitch looking at me
Cause I look straight dimples
Got them dimples when I'm smiling
So I know your bitch be (?)
Open books
But I ain't read 'em
(???)

And I know them jackets on my back
I'm looking straight fresh
Like I'm Steven Hawking, bitch

And you know that I ain't depressed
Cause I got 75 hoes in my fucking call-on
Callin' all of them hoes
Like I'm fucking (?)
Imma blast on
Blunt full of good fucking hydro
Dip that shit in the lean
Fucking what you know 'bout that

Lookin' fresh as a mo'fucking ninth grader
Looking fresh as a motherfucking ninth grader
Fuckin' bitch
Fuck you bitch

I'm a fucking ninth grader
Hoodrich, mothafucka
And I'm smokin' and I'm drinkin' (x2)
'Give a fuck 'bout what you thinking, bitch
And I'm smokin' and I'm drinkin'
'Give a fuck 'bout what you talkin' 'bout
I'm fuckin' drunk as fuck
I'm in ninth grade, mo'fucking' ninth grade

See me at the bus stop, looking hard as fuck
In ninth grade bitch
I got my backpack
My shoe's tied
Fuck you
Imma do my shit

And you can suck my fucking ass, bitch
Cause you're no good or better than anyone else