[Intro]
Juryan. Detour
Harder than a Game Boy. Juryan.
Harder than a Game Boy. Detour
These niggas don't even know it's a Pokémon Rap, man. Haha, check me..
[Verse]
You know I'm chasing honey
Honey like a Combee
Juryan always keeping girls
Never feeling lonely
Never feeling lonely like the nature of a Pokémon
Flow transforming, call it Porygon
But I might keep your girl wetter than a Vaporeon
Yes, I keep that burning
Passion, call me Flareon
Flareon, over here tryna get my flare on
Yes, they call me Haunter, cuz I get my scare on
Kinda like a Gastly using
Acid Armor on 'em
He throw out Snorlax, I put Machamp on 'em
And that'd be super-effective if I
Use a Cross Chop
Or use Karate Chop with a Hitmontop
Summon Geodude, make
Your head rock
Low Kick him, Field Goal him with a Machop
Scoring 3
Points, like a Tyrogue
Kick him in the water, now he feeling mighty
Lo...
Tad, Yes, I make these other niggas feel bad
You might catch a Mach Punch, from my
Nigga Hitmonchan
I call that one hit man, no Medicham
But I leave these
Other niggas rolling like a Donphan
They say I'm crazy man, but I'm amazing and
I'm a fire flame spitter
Combusken
Sky Uppercutting niggas, catch a Shoryuken
Yeah, you know from
Who, from my nigga Blaziken
Pokémon goes harder than a Game Boy
My world never stops spinning like a
Baltoy
Still the all star champ, they call me Cowboy
And you know I like my music
Exploud boy
I'm a Loudred, yes I'm loud with dreads
They call me lucky but I steal no Chansey Egg
And your Exeggcute begs, for a nesting bed
You a homo, feeling on a Jynx's legs
It's time to get to cutting, where's my slicer
Look inside my Poke ball, you'll find a Scyther
Keep a Guillotine flow, boy, like a Pinsir
And I pin sir, yes, I'm in her
I throw my shades on, stunting like a group of Squirtle
Yeah, we all shiny, and our color's purple
Like a lollipop, she's LickiLicky fun
She like to kiss and lick, I call her Lickitung
Earthquake, no land use
Ridin' round in my Mongoose
Red tattoos, no Zangoose
Catch her, release you
Spit that sand like Sandshrew
And you small like Natu
They call me Nidoking
What are you, Porygon 2?
Freeze 1, Zap 2, Burn 3
Articuno, Zapdos, Moltres, Best 3
Hard body like Regirock, going to the armory
Yeah, I got the wings of steel, you can call me Skarmory
Yeah, your girl fire hot like a Slugma though
And my flow does anything like
A Ditto
Yes, a Ditto, I paralyze hoes
And I leave them niggas Drowzee like
A Hypno
I'm a Seaking, so they Starmie
Like a Rotom that's stuck all in TV
Get to
Close to me, I might Selfdestruct
Can't touch me, Barrier, Mr. Mime, what!
Pokémon goes harder than a Game Boy
My world never stops spinning like a
Baltoy
Pokémon goes harder than a Game Boy
Drew still burning niggas, wood
Frames boy
Pokémon goes harder than a Game Boy
My world never stops spinning like a Baltoy
