Z!PPO G∆NG - Funky Period [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1: Robson]

Microphone check mica microphone checka,
Robson the God and I'm about to wreck ya
Listen close, cause I'm about to set it
The Z!PPO G∆NG got half the uni pregnant
Step to me and witness an MC
Who doesn't give two fucks, about a Grammy
Next on the mic is my man Hugsy
He about to blast off, in one, two, three

[Verse 2: Hugsy]

Tesco, tesco, tesco, value vodka,
Smoke good shit, make a hit
Illicit herbs in my pizza
Cause I'm that super-frenchman so can fuck friend ya,
And if I took you on my spaceship can I falcon fist ya
My friends call me Vegeta, yeah I got the dragon balls
When I kamikameha, then you cumming cumming yeah
Let me introduce you to the zippo gang
I got my boy Davo, the funky armenian
He's a backwards man, he likes it doggystyle
Gets it on for a while, finishes you with the anal
And on my left Robson, the horny polish stud
Smokes a bud, destresses to calm his hormones
And if you're girl ain't up to be his cowgirl
Then he'll go in deep and make the whore moan
Now on my right Candyman, yeah he buffer than bane
If you suck his lollipop, he'll make you taste the sugarcane
Done with the intro, we keep our vibe retro
We be the three musketeers at your all-girl party
So if you got your periods, then we'll get our swords bloody,
Point. Blank
Period

[Verse 3: Robson]

My beats make the panties drop and records flop,
I flow like the Nile, but I do it non-stop
You won't find this album in any record shop
Labels know we'd spend the whole profit on rocks
The Candy Man stole our stash of pot
Now he's in the Bahamas, hoes rubbing his cock
Hugsy booked the flight we'll see him there
Don't like our music I suggest you grow a pair
Within a few months we'll be everywhere
Cause the Z!PPO phenomenon is something rare
Like two dykes on a polar bear

[Candy Man]
*laughs*