Andrew Dring - An Introducktion [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1: Andrew Dring]
It’s the best dressed rapper this side of the Mississippi
Flipping this, Spitting that, tearing it up
So fuck with me
Boy Wonder be the one to make her feel horny
I might be a bit rude but I’m not trying to be boring
I can patty slap that ass and then kick it back in the morning
I can pack the grandstands sit and bask in the glory
I can lend a helping hand while we to ram jam
Like Oh Black Betty bam-ba-lam
I could frog splash Eddie Guerrero (In a Sombrero)
I could hold it on a skateboard and stick it to Caballero
From me you catch a bullet from a mile away, no wait hey backspace from me you catch an arrow
Then pull off in the aero with another pharaoh, going 50 down the path of the straight and narrow
You could catch me on the beach teaching the bolero, with christ on the mountain in Rio de Janeiro
Throw a rave in an old folks home and paint it gold
Tell em live while you can cause you never really know
Man you live in a van off the seven acre road
Make a riff and a jam with the peanut butter flow
What the muthafuck I'm talking about?
Shit I don't even know
You Have a good time at the rave?
Man I didn't even go
I'm the 8 ball in pool
I'm the last one to go
Keep it classy out of school
Take some muthafuckin notes

[Verse 2: Andrew Dring]
Yo lonely are the Giants in their highest disguises
Asking if he was high and he lied blasting primus in the summertime
Weather fine whether or not it's worth buying dimes at a time or saving up down the line
Tigers and bears and they're alliance with lions
Threw chemicals in my eyes and blinded me with science
Though everyone is asking me for some compliance
I tell em walk until they fall walk until subsidence
But I can't help with their incognitive speech
Talking like they got a dick past the teeth
I understand how to be man, i can
Teach you how to write a song and teach you how to jam
I can show you how to rock and roll and show you how to stand
I can show you how to split a swish and help you roll a gram
I'm the Renaissance man
Never the best that I can
I make rhymes I make art when I start with paint
I make skies make stars I make women faint
I can see the horizon coming at me quickly
I've got Bars like Verizon but they're kinda risky
When I say I'm not a beggar it must mean I'm picky
Because I'm going place to place no situation's sticky
Cus someday I'll move it faster than you all like fuck a pace
Try to catch me if you can if you down for a race