Angry Danny - Angry Danny [June 22nd, 2011] [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[This is the transcript between Angry Danny,Nalyd & Doo in a car after midnight]
[AD] Danny
[NE] Nalyd
[D] Doo

[D] I was talking about an actual cat with four legs..
[AD] I was talking about a piece of pussy (laughter)
Not a cat with the four legs, I'm talking about a vagina between a womans legs and hips
[NE] A vagina! Why are we talking about this
[D] I don't know
[NE] I had my headphones in I couldn't hear what did he do?
[AD] (Gibberish) I'm here talking serious to the boy and he act like he don't know what I'm talking about
[NE] Well, what did you say to him to bring this up?
[AD] Talking bout a damn...cat. I ain't talkin' bout no damn cat
(laughter)
[NE] What if he doesn't know the difference
[AD] I know he knows, Hey I know he knows the difference. I mean common sense tell ya
You look at a Man thang that's a dick, You look at a Woman thang that's a pussy
[D] Wait you seen one? Oh
[AD] Hey yeah I've seen one I've had some
[NE] Who?
[D] Which one?
[AD] I've had two or three of em' and it was damn good too!
[D] I mean, A guy or a girl [?]
[AD] A GIRL!
[D] Okay good, Okay good. I got a little scared there
[AD] Once you [?] Once you get old enough to get you your first piece you gonna be like a kid in a candy store. Once you burst your first nut..You're gonna be so damn excited you gon be whew let's do that again
(laughter)
[AD] I know, trust me I've done it
[NE] (laughter) What is with this sexual rampage?
[D] (laughter) I don't know
[AD] The boy! Doo is fifteen years old and he acts like a five year old like I don't, like he don't even know what I'm talkin bout
[D] I wanna go back here cause I'm a little scared
[AD] I mean it's reality, I mean it's something you gonna experience
(Whispers: [NE] I got it on tape [D] I know)
[NE] So why[AD] You are not as innocent as you let on
[NE] Danny he's just [?] like what does a Man have and what does a Woman have
[AD] Cause I know this for a fact I know one time Doo come out of the bedroom and I ain't gonna mention no names but he had a little hard on when he come out
[NE] Huh?
[AD] And I know that for a fact
[NE] What are you talking about>
[AD] Doo knows what I'm talkin bout
[NE] Had a little heart on?
[AD] yeah
[NE] [?]
[AD] I went and mentioned it to his Mom & Daddy "Oh he just had to piss" huh yeah
[NE] Oh wait hrd (laughter)
[AD] Trust me I get them all the time it works
[NE] (laughter) Doo was masturbating?
[AD] NO
[NE] HE was jerkin' it in the bedroom?
[AD] But it's natural Doo honey your fifteen you should be lookin at girls
[NE] He looks at dudes in the shower!
[AD] I know when I first got turned fifteen fourteen years old older hell I got my first boner by look watching a damn dirty movie