Angry Pale Kid - RETARDED [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Verse 1
Spit like I knew ya sip Kahlua like the big lebowski
Grip in Vancouver push luccini past these pigs & mountys
Shipping manure aroma cover the big rig bounty
Maneuver china white at night take flight some dumb kid outs me

Sprint like a cougar if a bigalo about to pounce me
Forget an ounce / flee / Oodles of Os hid behind the house / g

True 2 life kid, when the Luger hit your belly split
Forget a belly button / hugging holes bigger than Kelly's clit
I'm sick - shooting pigs just 4 the hell of it
Make haste / my speed is elegant mapquest memory / elephant
Take chase /my greed will breed degree in crime intelligent
Swap crops 4 gawp $20 a spot $50 a rock I'm selling it

Business is great I'm moving weight across the tri-state
DMV is luvin me 4 hugging trees leaves on the grind / shake
This busy bee is buzzing late off flake on snow i skate
It's Alex P. mutherfuxkah time to demonstrate

Verse 2
Reeking of Scotch you can spot me at the Benihana
Eating Hibachi off the roxy wit my trendy mamma
Speaking of Oxy got some Molly that will end ya drama
Like teaching Nazis watch me Preach on some ol' Dalai Lama

What's a rhyme w/out a Metaphor? My words are porn
Form like a dime your mind ain't ready for / I'm a verbal whore
Shoot conspiracy score for Michael Moore / got a lot to say
Looting convenience store with rifles sore / why people play?

Don't stray on the street when I'm slaying the beat
Goat suede on the feet / evil wit the way that I speak (Nike)
Playing for keeps man I'm staying unique don't sleep!
It's that angry muthafucker known for making his own beats

Ashing my marley after crashing a Harley / I'm Crashing off Barley
Drunk from some one fifty one batch of Bacardi
Smashing a hottie till I fracture her body / who listen
Live my life like a bachelor party / new edition

Verse 3
Behold the heartless before the light is always darkest
Keeping my head above water where Noah's Arc is
Cursed at Birth a jerk at work so watch me hold this target
I'm gonna spark this then go & hit the Golden Arches

Gripping McGrittles in Little Italy lovin that
Big Pun literally spit that silly diddy son a dozen back

Prepared for the Climb a legend in his own mind
Head full of wine sling weapons swung sung by my own rhyme
Don't fuck wit dairy I'm only drinking almond milk
I'm fucking hairy but i don't go robbing amish quilts
Mama dukes may she rest in piece made the best treats
While ramen soup taste like I don't get paid till next week

I freak a flow i glow i go for broke on prose i knows this shrink
I creep like crows on hoes with dough who don't know my shit stinks

Creme de la creme alex p at it again
Adding some friends and at it till the last hit the end