Bad Lip Reading - Bushes of Love [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Luke]
Hey, how did my father die?

[Verse 1: Obi-Wan Kenobi]
49 times we fought that beast
Your old man and me
It had a chicken head with duck feet
With a women's face too
(Aw, that's rad!)

It was waiting in the bushes for us
Then it ripped off your dad's face
He was screaming something awful
In fact there was this huge mess and I had to the change the floors
(The floors?)

[Pre-Chorus: Obi-Wan]
You see his blood had drained into the boards, and I had to change 'em
But we all got a chicken duck woman thing waiting for us

[Chorus: Obi-Wan]
Every day I worry all day
About what's waiting in the bushes of love
Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us
Something's waiting in the bushes of love

Everyday I worry all day
About what's waiting in the bushes of love
Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us
Something's waiting in the bushes of love

[Verse 2: Luke Skywalker]
Yo
Never knew my dad he didn't care about me
Dead horizon is all my macro binoculars see
Moisture-Farming all my life and not a drop spilt

My aunt and uncle, double suns and sipping blue milk
My aunt and uncle, double suns, I'm sick of blue milk

[Pre-Chorus: Luke]
But then a desert hobo came and told me
We all got a chicken-duck-woman thing waiting for us

[Chorus: Obi-Wan]
Every day I worry all day
About what's waiting in the bushes of love
Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us
Something's waiting in the bushes of love

Everyday I worry all day
About what's waiting in the bushes of love
Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us
Something's waiting in the bushes of love

[Bridge: Obi-Wan]
Hold me when i open like a flower
Hold me right
Yeah I ain't had to bake for a girl in a long time
A long time

[Luke]
I think my cooking's awesome

[Obi-Wan]
I've got her picture in my photo wagon

[Luke]
Ha Ha keep it poppin'

[Obi-Wan]
Yeah, She'd probably love to honkey-tonk
(she'd probably love to honkey-tonk)
That's what I said
(waiting for us)

[Luke]
I used to ride across the desert you know
I used to glide on my speeder
I pray that I don't find what I don't want to find
Waiting for me around the corner oh no no
(waiting for us)

I used to ride across the desert you know
I used to glide on my speeder
I pray that I don't find any more
Crispy bodies by the door

[Verse 3: Obi-Wan]
49 times
Yeah it was 49 times and now it might be waiting for you
Could be hiding behind that scrap pile

[Luke]
That's just a big cow

[Pre-Chorus: Obi-Wan]
I know you really want someone to hold you
But we all got a chicken-duck-women thing waiting for us

[Chorus: Obi-Wan]
Every day I worry all day
About what's waiting in the bushes of love
Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us
Something's waiting in the bushes of love

Every day I worry all day
About what's waiting in the bushes of love
Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us
Something's waiting in the bushes of love

[Outro]
(I used to ride)
Every day I worry all day
(I used to glide)
About what's waiting in the bushes of love
(I pray that I don't find)
Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us
(waiting for me around the corner)
Something's waiting in the bushes of love
(waiting for us)

(I used to ride)
Every day I worry all day
(I used to glide)
About what's waiting in the bushes of love
(I pray that I don't find)
Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us
(waiting for me around the corner)
Something's waiting in the bushes of love

I used to ride across the desert you know
I used to glide on my speeder
I pray that I don't find what I don't want to find
Waiting for me around the corner oh no no
(waiting for us)

I used to ride across the desert you know
I used to glide on my speeder
I pray that I don't find what I don't want to find
Waiting for me around the corner oh no no