Bad Lip Reading - Kicked Your Monkey [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

That was yet another way of working with the Sith
They're greasy little freaks who hide pickles in the sky
And I know my selfish cuckoo otter fooled me
Miss Fisher don't think that I'm pretty
But I would stuff a sixty cent nacho in my book
Lines, lines, intersecting
Oh, lines, lines, lines
Intersecting now with paint
I can't hear when you talk, I got cheese candy
I'd like to glue a tiny mustache on your cat on Wednesdays
If a woman fails to squeal then I'll smell her jeans
I hate the crazy seagulls we won in those stupid frames
And all the bloody mittens that were lying under the harlequin's sofa
And the genie never got me off
Am I glad I keyed that van
It'll make me fly when you're rubbing that thing
I'm fighting with ninja gloves
Been dreaming I could strangle you and it felt so wonderful
No the genie never dumped her load
I'm body snatching you and then I'ma change your diaper
I kiss down really low
I kicked your monkey then I used your goat!
I kicked your monkey then I used your goat
I kicked your monkey then I used your goat

Ghetto lady thinks your froggy's name is Lou McGopher
A piggy baby leaving Arizona slipped and fell last night
A banana wanted in that crack
Who really thinks you have a Waldo sack?
Stuff is shooting out of this hole
Wookie snatcher, eat a bunch of pie and then just close the door!
But the genie never got me off
Am I glad I keyed that van
It'll make me fly when you're rubbing that thing
I'm fighting with ninja gloves
Been dreaming I could strangle you and it felt so wonderful
No the genie never dumped her load
I'm body snatching you and then I'ma change your diaper
I kiss down really low
I kicked your monkey then I used your goat! (Monkey!)
I kicked your monkey then I used your goat (Monkey!)
I used your goat (Monkey!)
I kicked your monkey then I used your goat
I used your goat
Yeah, I used your goat
I used your goat
Monkey
(Monkey!)

...can we be friends, or will you touch me?