Brian Steveson - What's Up, Doc? [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Now let us step aside from raps about drug money
Cause here’s ya boii Brian to rap about Bugs Bunny
Walk into the club like “Eh, What’s Up Doc?”
Cause I’m the looniest of Looney Tunes in case anyone forgot?
Thought I’d give it a shot like my name was Elmer Fudd and I’ll be
Spitting sicker lines than when Spongebob caught the suds. Because
Growing up with channels like Nick or Cartoon Network was
The right amount of material for me to call myself an expert
I am so funny like Doug and Speedy like Gonzales, you don’t
Need to be Mr. Know it All to agree that my rhyming’s flawless
Funny looking kid who’s flying high, Dumbo
I’m such a huge deal, you’d think my belt was set to Wumbo
Looking back as a rugrat, watching Tom and Jerry back when the
Symphonies were silly and the melodies were merry
From the time I woke to going to sleep bed ready
It was Johnny Bravo, Dexter’s Lab and Ed, Edd, n’ Eddy
Asking “What would Scooby Doo?” in scary situation
When I’m not around my precious animated illustrations
When I was a kid, watching cartoons was all I’d do
I would alienate myself, they’d call me the Great Gazoo
Back when everyone idolized people playing basketball
All of my heroes were a little bit more theatrical
Folks like Mel Blanc, Tom Kenny and Rob Paulsen
Were just some of the people who made my childhood freakin’ awesome
Back in 4th grade I built my own cartoon cavalcade
Filled with short comics some quick draws like McGraw made
Songs about conjunctions and the magic number three
Helped me shape myself into the man I came to be
Cartoons were just enough to wake me up on a Saturday
Or spending all my Sundays watching my sister’s favorite anime
My passion seems apparent, you don’t need to be a braniac
Don’t call me Freakazoid. You can call me Animaniac
Since I was a baby watching Lion King and Toy Story
Everything I watched brought me happy happy joy joy
Good feelings from Friz Frieling and a jones for Chuck Jones
Screaming YABBA DABBA DOO after watching all the Flintstones
Spongebob merchandise, you know I gotta have it
And you know my favorite movie will be Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Nobody could keep me from my episodic joke-a-thons
I had to catch em all, livin’ life like Pokemon
But now I’m all grown up, so life has been a little strange
I’m still the same Brian, and only with a bit of change
With college and adulthood, I’ve been kinda rushed and busy
But you know that in my free time, I feel inclined to watch some Disney
It’s just the way it’s been, and I don’t intend to stop it soon
I’ll be eighty years old, and still be watching cartoons
Loosing all my hair and reciting old Spongebob quotes
Until my heart stops and I’m saying “That’s all folks.”