Broken Pixels - Dynasty Warriors 7 [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

VIDEO EXPLANATION

[Jerome Chance]

Romance of the Three Kingdoms is the story source
Produced and developed by Omega Force
Hackin slashin flash mob crashin
The Dynasty Warriors 7th core cash in

The title may say 7, since the first
Over 20 games of relevance
All the same remains Just add the Jin
And pass the Wuzhang Plains

It begins when the Han falls
Caused by coward Eunuchs, they had no balls
You can do story or conquest
Play with a friend, who button mash the best

Ride in to battle as a bloodthirsty equestrian
Slicing dicing and mowing down pedestrians
Everyone scatters when Lu Bu locks in
Its pu pu platter with your troops just watchin

The Best thing is duck like peking
Or get flinged from here to Beijing
Can't stand in the center like your name is yao ming
Cause your armies will lose no matter who you bring

The numbers that you're killing in each confrontation
Added up would be the end of chinese population
Voice acting and Dialogue could be greater
No hater, I'm fan of kung fu theater

Dressed to kill Zohan hair
You could win a fight with the Zoolander stare
PS3 graphics looks just OK
Same old thing, I still play anyway