Broken Pixels - Transformers: Dark of the Moon [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Jerome Chance]

Alright, there wasn't much to this game so Im going to start it off a bit differently than what you're used to


Way back before I became a teenager
When it came to Transformers I was hardly a stranger
I knew every one like the back of my hand
Man no one alive was a bigger fan

When the cartoon was on man you couldn't move me
Almost boo-booed my drawers when they made first the movie
Megatron killed Optimus HotRod became Rodimus
Hasbro had me happy like a Hungry Hippopotamus

Unicron made Galvatron from badly damaged Megatron
And then Scourge and Cyclonus with the Sweeps as bonus
Rodimus killed Unicron by using the Matrix
Man you couldn't tell me that wasn't the greatest

The setting for that story was 2005
Fast forward to 07 when the action came alive
Made me want to disassemble like my name was Johnny 5
Thought Michael Bay and Chevy made the franchise take a dive

But the movie did well and became a blockbuster
While the game was a bust, nothing short of lackluster
Then came the second one, another hit mustered
And War for Cyberton kicked in like a thruster

Developed by High Moon, that game was amazing
For Dark of the Moon, Im thinking the same thing
Nope. Back to Cybertron and attempt to repent
How'd you go from 80 to 40 percent

You can only do split screen by playing on Wii
Wii quality graphics on PS3
Multiplayer mode is like a desecration
Kept deathwatch and conquest but removed escalation

Campaign mode is more like a skirmish
It takes me more time to light up my furnace
As you walk through the map stops to load in the middle
The 10 minute install shoulda solved that riddle

Got three modes to play in but it gets confusing
The buttons keep changing for each one you're using
But theres really almost no need for you to change
Except robot mode weapons have a little more range

Stealth Force mode resembles Guardian for Veritech
Use it to reload and give your weapons more effect
Transformers still robots in disguise
But this one a bit less that what meets the eyes