Cal Chuchesta - Cocoa (Nmesh's Whack Cal Zone remix) [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Cal]
Hey
It just… it just snowed outside
So it's that time a-year
Time to warm up
Time to warm up with… with a hot drink, buddy
Warm up!

[Swiss Miss Commercial]
Yodelay-hee-ho!
Swiss Miss Instant Cocoa!
What's the best way to start your day?
What's the best way to start your day?
What's the best way to start your day?
Swiss Miss Instant Cocoa!
Okay gang, what do you do for a warm-up break?

[Cal]
Uh, I'm—, I'm— I'm—
I'm in love with the cocoa
I like to drink it so slow
I'm in love with the cocoa
I like to drink it so slow

I throw in some marshmallows
It's got me feelin' mellow
The store is where I bought it
It's a hundred percent chocolate

I boil up the water
I wait until it's hotter
Then I stir in the cocoa
I stir it in there so slow

Microwave it, I'll just microwave it!
Microwave it, I'll just microwave it!

[Swiss Miss Commercial]
Swiss Miss Instant Cocoa!
Yodelay-hee-ho!
Yodelay-hee-ho!
Yodelay-hee-ho!
Give a little yodel!

[Cal]
‘Cause I'm in love with the cocoa
I like to drink it so slow
To my mouth it is yum-yum
All the way to the tum-tum

[Highthony Pitchtano]
Get, get in the Whack Cal Zone! (×8)

[Cal]
You want me to share some
But I ain't gonna share some
I know you think I'm mean
But I just put on some whipped cream

I'm in love with the cocoa
I like to drink it so slow
‘Cause I'm in love with the cocoa
You ain't gettin no mo'

The store is where I bought it
It's a hundred percent chocolate
You ain't get no cocoa
‘Cause I'm the one who went to the store and bought it!

Alright, let's, let's see here
Three minutes, should be some hot cocoa right there
Looks goo—
(Microwave beeps)
Oh! There you go, yummy!

[Swiss Miss Commercial]
So all you do is add hot water, and…

[Cal]
Uh, I blow before I sip the cocoa
‘Cause I do not wanna burn my mo-mo
In my book that is a no no no no
Yeah yeah no no no no yeah yeah no no

[Annoythony Irritano]
Get, get in the Whack Cal Zone! (×8)

[Cal]
I do not drink that Swiss Miss
It's a hundred percent chocolate
I love all the cocoa
Except that fake cocoa

It's hundred percent chocolate
The store is where I bought it
Cause I'm in love with that cocoa
The cold don't get you no mo'

Microwave it, I'll just microwave it!
Microwave it, I'll just microwave it!
I'll just microwave it!

[Whackthony Caltano]
There's no talking in the Whack Cal Zone!

[Cal]
Wild and Totally Fun, because that is what this album was for me
…this album was for me
…this album was for me

[The Offspring]
La la lalala la la lalala
La la lalala la la lalala

[Geggy Tah]
(Papapapapapapapa)
All I wanna do is to thank you
Even though I don't know who you are
You let me change lanes
While I was driving in my car
All I wanna do is to thank you
Even though I don't know who you are
You let me change lanes
While I was driving in my car

[Commercial]
That's how you make a really amazing cup of hot chocolate, at home
All you need to do is buy some 100% cocoa powder

[Cal]
You'll look outside and it's snow
So make yourself some cocoa
Time of year for the cocoa
You know I love the cocoa

[Swiss Miss Commercial]
Give a little yodel!
Yodelay-hee-ho!
Yodelay-hee-ho!
Ho!

[Killthony Joytano]
Get in the Whack Cal Zone!
You are Cal, you have been whack, that is why we have the Whack Cal Zone, GET IN IT!

Get, get in the Whack Cal Zone! (×8)

[Cal]
(All verses played simultaneously)

[Shuthony Uptano]
Shut up!

[Santa]
Ho, ho, ho! (×4)

Nicely done, jolly one! Here, hot cocoa… mmm

[Cal]
Such beautiful music!

[Santa]
Wasn't that delightful?

[A Claymation Christmas Celebration — Herb]
Besides, Rex, maybe "wassail" is an old word that means "waffle". After all, what can be more Christmassy than a thick stack of syrup-drenched waffles?

[A Claymation Christmas Celebration — Rex]
As usual, Herb, there you go letting history take a backseat to your stomach