Camboi Smif - Smif N Wesson [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Yeah I do the shocker
With two fingers in the rear
And I work a bitch to wetness
Underwater puppeteer
But when I'm getting up
In a motherfucking pregnant bitch
I hook a fetus deep
With my motherfucking dick
Back in the day
Back when I was in third grade
Little hoes on the floor
Would blow me every Thursday
That was the only day
I wouldn't skip class
But I still passed cuz
I was waxing teacher ass
Even 5 years old in
Kindergarten I was rhyming
'Bout all the girls at nap time
That I gave a broken hymen
And this little boy, William
Whose daddy beat his mother
Was unfortunate to be
Allergic to peanut butter
I was slipping Peter Pan and
Skippy in his "samriches"
Hoping that stupid fuck
Goes and fucking vanishes
But he remained the same
Despite a swollen face
So I killed his fucking family
And I didn't leave a trace
Stepping out the Avalon
Smif n Wesson
Tucked in the front
Get fucked, you cunt
Pistol grip pump
You couldn’t understand
How I could just…
Kill a man
If a nigga give me issue
When I frizzle his gristle
It’s official I’mma chisel his
Hizzle foshizzle
With pistols
Get distal
Cuz I’m putting bullets
Into yo nipples
Camboi Smif
Dick a pussy slicer
Cutting up cunt and
Killing the cypher
I'd be nicer
If I was sane
But I'm fucking insane
In the membrane
Schizophrenically
Frantic
When I'm manic
You panic
Write a mother
Fucking verse
For every mother
Fucking person
On the track
Make it whack
And slap my fat
Dick on ya back
Spitting the shit
Which you repent
And you resent
Given me consent
To get inside
Ya goddamn mind
Make ya rhyme
Along the line
Just walk the line
I gotcha back
Like a fucking head saw
Got Tommy Cash
I bare a 44
Magnum on my fucking hip
Bump fire semi automatic
Weapons till we dump the clip
I stop for bong rips when
I vacate on an acid trip
Deep throat my flaccid dick
Cuz fuck you, bitch, I’m Camboi Smif
I beat the living piss out
Of women in drag punch
A fucking wine drinking
Degenerate fag
In the back of his hat
Holding chrome piece target
With the Wesson I carted
Without getting carded
Deaf dumb and retarded
Drag you down to my garden
Plant your dick in the dirt
And kick it like a Spartan
So cold wearing North Faces
Around me is sensible
I'm dropping degrees like
Ya high school principal
The pitiful pinnacle
Pits full of minerals
Invisible visuals
Of digital genitals
Yo nigga I'm flexing
You best to not be stepping
Cuz I'll best you in a flexing test
In front of Johnny Deppin'
Between reps
I be breaking for a cig
I don't like wearing shirts
Because my muscles is so big
Weights up in the air
My armpit hair be bushy
Sweat dripping off my face
Like my semen off a pussy
I can flex my hairs
And grow a fucking afro
Muscles in my penis
And muscles in my asshole
Got the pedals turning
Up and down on the elliptical
Richard Simmons, motherfucker
Let's get physical!
Bitch axed me to fuck off
So I got my fuck on
Handed her my penis
That shit's for her to suck on
Double fisting a caribou
Lou and a rolling rock
Double penny a pussy
With my balls and my cock
I'm so hard core
I'll talk shit to your face
I'll call a homosexual
A faggot to their face
I’ll call a lesbian
A dyke to their face
I’ll call a fucking Jew
A kike to their face
I'll call a special ed
A retard to their face
I'll call a fucking woman
A cunt to her face
I’ll call an Arabic a
Sand monkey to their face
I’ll call and Indian a
Napkin nigger to their face
I'll call a Chinese
A slant to their face
I'll call a Japanese
A gook to their face
I'll call a Mexican
A spick to their face
I'll call a black person...

Well, I’m white, so I’m not allowed...
You know, because of slavery...