Camboi Smif - Spicy Meat Baller [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[VERSE 1]
I make a duck face slut
Pay me a fuckin' deductible
When she try to blow me
But the dick is not combustible
Plus she is a vegan
And she don't eat meat
Fuck a pedestal
I put the pussy on a peach tree
Climb the motherfucker
Then I eat three
Drink a green tea, take a pee pee
Then I skeet skeet
Like PS4, son
I am so sleek
I like performin' abortions
Cuz they are so sweet
I got a blood sugar tooth
I'm eatin' the fetus
Murder gets me off
So I'm beatin' the penis
I am almighty, fuckin'
BC señoritas
Double teamin' Eve in the
Garden of Eden with Jesus
For a month
I used to date a rude slut
Dumped her in a ditch, cuz
The bitch had a poop butt
Too much to discuss
I been up in whose guts, but ya
Mamma and ya daddy each
Made me bust two nuts
Ya granny in the whip
Smokin’ on the reefer
Fuck her pussy so aggressive
That she have a seizure
If the bitch is thirsty
She can suck upon the wiener
And if she need some money
She can suck upon the heater
I'mma beat her
With the muthafuckin’ gun butt
She may be old as fuck, but
She still a fuckin dumb slut
Couldn't keep her mouth shut
I plugged it with bull pup and
Fucked up the cunt like
A muthafuckin jump cut
Yeah, I'm so chill
My dick smokes weed
Toke from 4:20
To 6:14, fuckin’
Bitches in the bathroom
At Indochine
Fuck 'em in the face
Until they throat bleed, so
Profusely, that
MIT gave me a pHd
In bein’ the
H-N-I-C
I-C-U-P
But if you see me
Then you best to believe, that me
Is calling the damn po-lice
Hoes be sayin’ that
They want my penis for free
The thing about privates, you see
It doesn't grow on trees
If it grew on trees, I'd
Definitely cease to exist
Drowning in a sea made completely
Out of pussies and tits
Flow’s fluid as piss
Sippin’ juice and a gin
Shootin’ cumin and jizz
Into a tooth-a-less chick
Because she blew for cent
You and two of ya friends
You a dude with gonorrhea
And some poop in his dick
Got me movin’ a pen
Doin’ hallucinogens
And due to offense
I keep it pseudonymous
Yeah I'm Jewish as shit
I ain't a gook and a spic
In terms of intolerance
I use scrupulousness
Booty super voluminous
Grew to move with exuberance
Shoot a root through the cooter
Then I splooge in her uterus
But the cougar is use-a-less
Like a boobie-less stewardess
So I threw her in the sewer
With the numerous fugitives
Then a dude with a pseudonym
Threw me a tube of the Eucerin
Spewed I'm new to this, Ludacris
What you want me to do with this?
He said to “move, bitch
And get out the way
Then jack your dick off
And cum all over my face”
I'm like, “No way, Jose
Okay, I'm not even gay
Did I seriously hear that right?
Cuz that shit was cray”
“Come on,” he'd say
“It doesn't have to be this way
Just give me a little taste, babe
It would make my day”
“Get the fuck away
From me, today
I do not want to see you tomorrow
Or even yesterday
We could lay by the bay
Eat some clay and play games
Maybe rape your bae
Hey, I just may in May”
But if she gon’ be a cheater
Then I'mma have to call her
Tell her I'mma be cheetah, eat her
Right after I maul her
Bitch you better swaller
My slimy seed like sweet water
See me pop my cream collar
Like a da spicy meat baller