C.C.Munster - Mission Statement [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]
(IN YO FACE for you, something special for you!)
(Nandacollection, nandacollection)
(Sometimes you rhyme quick sometimes you rhyme slow)
(Hungry freaks daddy)
(Lover, lover, lover, lover please)
(Wir sind die letzte Gang der Stadt)
(I can't resist your touch of evil)
(Zoot suit riot, RIOT)
(Neon jeongmal jaesueobseo, Neol mannal iyu eobseo)

AH, finally here
So let me just grab my suit
And let's, uhuh

[Verse 1]
Coming out a hivemind, fellow
I am wearing black but you all wear yellow
Me? Predictable? Your face kickable! When my rhymes are lickable then please say „Hello“
Yes it's me, Yes I'm mellow, but who is me, am I playing that cello?
Nah, I'm just rapping in a weird way that is guaranteed to make your bedsheets bellow
Bedsheets bellow? What you talking about?
Ah, nothing, just make your eardrums shout
And that I can do this is an honorable mission
So ignored like my name was „Terms and Conditions“
So I have my suspicions about all these technicians
But I'm sending it with my parents permission
So keep your conditions as my mind screams loud
And sit back while I tell you what I am all about
As far as I'm concerned, rapping fast may get you nowhere
But to leave a good impression everyone needs to start at least somewhere
And yeah I'm insecure, this is my first tape after all
But without drugs I'm gonna make you feel like you have just been mauled
Nah, just kidding, Im not threatening at all
In fact, I'm as threatening as a shopping mall
But I have a tip for you, please just call me your joker
Cause I'm not stupid or too cheesy, keep in mind what I told ya

[Bridge]
Ahhh, what is on your mind?
All thats on this mixtape 'cept for some stuff that got left behind
And how can this be?
There is just too much going on inside, honestly
Do you say offensive stuff?
Not really, but the times are rough
Or am I making a bluff? Well, you decide
You'll see my angry, honest, funny and critical side

[Verse 2]
Raised by different musical ideas from either genre
Put it in a capsule like perfume, so ya can't ignore it
So many fast cars can turn a chap into a man
But noone makes you more happy than a candyman can
20% cooler by the second and still going strong
You all will be shocked by what is going on
Its the hardest way to make an easy living, son
But it's harder to stare directly at the sun
So don't worry about what other people say
Even if your flow is bad, that's still okay
Just make sure that you say something people can relate to
Or entertain them well, so watch as I do
I hope I made clear what I'm representing here
No makeup-smears do occur in this gear
Maybe some may adhere, some throw spears
But to those I just sneer, understood it, dear?
If you were searching for a good outro search elsewhere
The way you are lurching makes it seem like you need healthcare
But don't be boggled by me I am just insane
Just remember, all caps when you spell the mad name

[Outro]
Ah, I'm really not done yet?
But I have nothing more to say!
Oh please, what, shall I just make it up on the spot?
You know I can't!
Oh, so no rhymes are allowed?
Okay, Ill do it

Proud to be me even when Im not perfect
I never stood a chance against all these geniuses
The thesis is meaningless oh damn
That was a rhyme, oh screw this
Always spoke whats on my mind like a buddhist
And if you can't accept me for that
I don't care, as obvious as facts
Because at the end of the day
I'll end on the wrong line and just go away


What? You thought I was kidding?