Champagne Jerry - Business Pony [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

CHECK OUT THAT MOTHERFUCKING PONY TAIL!
I SAID CHECK OUT THAT MOTHERFUCKING PONY TAIL

BUSINESS PONY
IN A HOTEL BAR
GETTING REAL CRAZY
COWORKERS AND CUBAN CIGARS

HOT TUBS
AUSTRALIANS
MAKING MAD POINTS
AND THEY ARE ALL MAD SALIENT

HAIR BACK
MIDDLE AGED
STAGING ORGASMS
SO THE ORGAMS GET STAGED

GOT MY HIGH AND TIGHT
YOU GOT THAT RACHEL
MATE YOU AND DATE YOU DIPPIN SOUP WITH A LADEL

YOU GOT MAD PRINTS FROM A TEXTILE MILL
I BET YR NAME IS JESSICA OR MAYBE JILL

I KNOW YOU LIKE TO SMOKE
WHEN YR KIDS AIN’T LOOKING
WE GOT THAT IN COMMON
LET’S GET TO FUCKIN

I LIKE THOSE POCKETS
AND THAT BUILT IN BELT
I LIKE THOSE WEDGES
WANNA FEEL THAT FELT

WRAP DRESS
SHIRT DRESS
ANN TAYLOR
I’M IMPRESSED

CHECK OUT THAT MOTHERFUCKING PONY TAIL!
I SAID CHECK OUT THAT MOTHERFUCKING PONY TAIL!

INDUSTRIAL GRADE
GETTING PAID
401K
SUBARU LEGACY

WHERE’D I GO TO COLLEGE?
SFA
YEAH THAT’S RIGHT
I AM FROM THE USA

AND YR WAY SMARTER THAN ME
AND I’M CRAZY AND I AM WRONG
AND YR CLEAN AND FANCY
SMELLIN LIKE BATHS AND BEYOND

AND DECK THE HALLS
BATH AND BODY WORKS
YR LIKE SOAP
I’M LIKE DIRT

YOU WORK A JOB
AND I FUCK AROUND
BUT PUT DOWN THAT CLUTCH PURSE
AND I’LL FUCK YOU DOWN

YOU GOT TIC TACS IN YR PURSE
I KNEW YOU WOULD
THAT GIVES ME AN ERECTION
LIKE ONLY YOU COULD

CUZ YOU ARE FANCY
YOU ARE FANCY
YOU ARE FANCY
YOU ARE FANCY

WRAP DRESS
SHIRT DRESS
ANN TAYLOR
I’M IMPRESSED
Pubic hair covers my body
I can show it to you
Karaoke getting rowdy

PLEASE Don't wrinkle
That permanent press
I’LL request yr favorite songs
Let me guess

Champagne Jerry
Under ground mixes
I'm a Ms yall all misses

Yall like girls
I like BUSINESS women
Drunk driving their yaris
With the cough syrup dripping

Off the wheel
Booster seats in the back
Sensible bra
Release Thy rack

Release that pussy
Don't tell yr husband
I can fuck him too
SKYPE my wife cuz she likes looking

At my balls while they slapping
Murray hill approved
I keep on rapping

TRIPLE DIGIT COUNT SHEETS
DRAKKAR NOIR
LONG ISLAND ICE TEA
HOTEL BAR