Champagne Jerry - Tampa Realness [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Spirit Airlines, flight confirmation Code CJISTHEBEST
Sit back, relax, enjoy your in flight Four Loko for this Tampa Realness

I have a medium-sized dick, my dick is medium sized
Look it up on the internet, it's medium-sized!
It's like the classic American dick
And this is that classic Champagne Jerry Shit!

Tampa bukkake!
My champagne karate!
Plumbing work shod-day!
Listening to Sade!

Friday, Next Friday, Another Friday
Ice Cube's cold chilling with a hotty

Tampa bukkake to this Ad-Rock beat
Dirty ass beach
What you got? Tampa Realness!

Devil Rays box seats
Ad-Rock beats
Sperm covered hotel sheets
What you got? Tampa Realness!

I got my neon panties, got my neon socks, got my neon bra
What you got? Tampa Realness!

You're going through the Big D and I do mean my dick
You can keep Dallas, I'll be in the state shaped like a dick

Talking ex-husbands with Neiman Marcus fashion plates
Girl, you must trapeze, you got shapes

Teal Gap jeans, teal blouses, teal dresses
All teal everything, so impressive

I could take these basketballers on this bar TV bra
Punching the screen, bobbing while I'm drunk weaving, bra

Mic so hot, glitter glitter contest
Mic so hot, glitter glitter contest
Mic so hot I gotta use a pot holder
Winner, first runner up, I am the best!

Welcome to Tampa!
A whole bushel of peaches
Welcome to Tampa!
Sunburned ass cheekez
Welcome to Tampa!
Champagne margaritas
Welcome to Tampa!
So sweetezz

I got my neon panties, got my neon socks, got my neon bra
What you got? Tampa Realness!

You'll never touch all this Neal-ness
You'll never touch my Tampa Realness