Chieftaine - Everybody Hates Chris [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

I was the youngin' frontin' rebel witout a cause
Like a jail bird; fly when I break out the bars
Hangin' with the hood rats, claimin to bust caps
Change into their shoes when I'd step on their door mats

I had a quick scheme, plannin to get green
My brother ripped me off and sold me jay for like 15
But I was 15, never tokin like J.R
We had the fellowship, it wasn't working like days off

I was the wackest child passin black n milds
Actin stacked and vile like I packed the rounds
When pap's around, I'd act a happy child

Stopped givin F's, my teachers gave em to me
Church tried to evict, but words could never move me
My friends asked me if I could sneak em the booze
And I was lyin to my pops so I could sneak to my boo's
So I could finger melodies, I got her to the thinnest frets
Till I maxed my V card, it almost put me in debt
When my parents got the bill, they freeze my account
Because it got hot tryna find an easy way out

I had a bad day and I had to find the lighter, mannnn
Cuz I was saving Mary Jane like spider man
I headed to the lake to try and fade my mind
But then I got a text that really changed my mind
It was my girl, and last night, we was fightin
She said I ain't her ex, so I was feelin' excited
I was driven to take off like a new Porsche
She was Home Alone too like Lost in New York
I was too tired, but my bike was gonna take me
Foot to the petal, sprung walkin on daisies

Sex drive, finna cop the mileage
Throwing magnums in the trash like "Stop the violence"
Then I heard a door close so I stopped in silence
Her momma came home and I was locked inside it
Started with a bone, now your dog was playin dead
Stranded on the second floor and I ain't tryna break a leg
Her momma hit the double R, so I clocked it down the hall
Never caught, till I saw my momma knocking on the door

Bridge:
Chief Run Away! (4x)

Now my parents held resent like a pending message
I said "Please! We've got to dip before her parents catch us!"
They yelled in my face "Why can't you learn your lesson?!"
Ushered me to the porch to give her mom confessions
Everybody Hates Chris, yelled the whole ride home
I was sure when I arrived that my whole life's done
Last thought: It was kind of nice to have a life
Hood rat, then got all my rights ratified
I took my bag inside, they dumped it out to find:
Gatorade, gum and a glass of Calvin Klein
I took a deep breath, knowing I was past oBliged
Forgot the Mary J, ain't that just fine