Constructus Corporation - Long Street [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1]
The people of Long Street lived very simple lives
They had wonderful natures, were never impolite
Up until the day the Juju Man came to town
Check it out as I break it down
Miss Lekkkerlegs was busy hanging her washing on the line
So what happened next was definitely like the last thing on her mind
An unfamiliar voice behind her said, "How do you do?"
"Now, I'm very well, thanks", she replied, "But now, who are you?"
The strange character in the top hat and the long black coat
Introduced himself politely and then said "On that note
I'd like to show you a little something that I doubt you've ever seen
Here, take a look at this beautiful machine."
The strange little gadget started changing like magic
And cleverly made it's way up to the clothesline
In a blink of an eye it removed the clothes
And spun them around, till they were dry
And had them all folded very neatly in no time
"Oh my!" said Miss Lekkerlegs, was quite tacken back
Very curious about this mysterious character in black
And very soon the whole town was making a scene
About the Juju man and his amazing machine

[Hook]
Something very, extraordinary
Is going to happen at the Long Street Carnival
(Do what I'm telling you)
Something very, extraordinary
Is going to happen at the Long Street Carnival

[Verse 2]
The next day the Juju man went walking through town
Well aware of what everybody was talking about
He had some time to kill before his appointment a little later with the mayor
So he took this opportunity to socialize a bit
And just between you and me the most surprising shit is about to spark
The strangest things that could happen are coming after dark
Just when you expect the least, the lies never rest in peace
Anyway, today was kinda like, quite an important day, uh
Everybody had come to see the Juju Man's special present for the mayor
He greeted the crowd with a bow and opened his big fat sack
And at that, presented the mayor with the black backpack
Everybody standing 'round went "Ooh!"
The mayor put it on and was like "Hmm, what does it do?"
All of the sudden two long metal arms and bright red buttons at the end
Extended from out of the backpack. "Grab a hold of them, my friend"
The mayor followed this instruction and felt the powers surge
As the special, metal wings emerged
Then everybody cried out with glee
As the major took off clumsy, like a bumblebee

[Hook]

[Verse 3]
(Meanwhile, in the Woods!)
Now, Snufflegruff called an important meeting with the Boom-Band
"Something funny is goin' on, we better do somethin' about it soon, man
There's a humongous metal fungus spreading, and everyone's acting weird
And the strangest thing of all is we're the only ones who can see it
We gotta do something to get everyone's attention
And hit them with our supernatural frequency selection
We can build a big thing on the back of my grandpa's donkey cart
And take a nice slow cruise through town with our fat beats pumping hard
And we could call it... uhm... oh, yeah! The Long Street Carnival!
Cause I know that Juju Man is definitely up to something horrible
Okay, we got quite a lot of stuff to do, some come on, let's get busy
The big fish is about to taken out by some crazy little fishies

[Hook]

[Verse 4]
The big day arrived as advertised and everyone got with the festive vibe
As he sun rose to bless the sky by shining extra bright
Snufflegruff mesmerized these humans with his magnificent vibration
Even from visitors from afar where like, "Man, isn't this amazing?"
The speakers bumped as the Boom-Band freaked the funk
And all the smiling people feeling the song, singing along
Without a care in the world, all shouting and clapping
All totally unaware of what is about to happen

[Hook]

[Verse 5]

The Boom-Band bloomed beautifully that sunny afternoon
The day the machine stopped working was a day no one would forget soon
A terribly dreadful cry pierced through the Long Street Carnival
As the Juju Man emerged from his brand new house on a hill
"GRAHGHG!!!" he cried like some kind of evil alien newborn
As the Boom-Band's incredible, metaphysical vibe revealed his true form
People screamed as the evil fiend
Morphed into some kinda part-time, prawn-like monster
While emitting a excruciating high pitched squeak like when you cook a lobster
Most of the crowd had scattered, other started praying
But the Boom-Band just kept on playing
The creator rose into the air, squirming and he started spraying
This disgusting, smelly yellow stuff as he flew back to his master
With his tail between his legs and everybody lived happily ever after

The End

(So you hit those "alien" takes?)