Corky and the Juice Pigs - Hot Squad Hombre [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

He was little, but we loved him
He was small, but he was swigging
He was tiny, I would tease me
Yes he would know how to ring my bell

He was my midget love slave
He was a horny little half pint with loving for sale
He was my midget love slave
His name was Andrew but I called him Gale

The first time that I saw him
Was in a porno production of The Seven Dwarves
He played a dwarf
Named Sleazy
One look at his beard and I wanted to snort

He was my midget love slave
He was a horny little half pint with loving for sale
He was my midget love slave
He was a hot little munchkin who could make wail wail wail
Woo

We were happy together
Making hot love with never a pause
Then one day he left me
For the Lollipop Triplets of the Wizard Oz

He was my midget love slave
He was a hot twat pumpkin with love on his mind
He was my midget love slave
But size that don't matter when the loving is fine
Size that don't matter
Size that don't matter
Size that don't matter
Size that don't matter when the loving is fine