Crudbump - Take a Number [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Chorus]
Take a number
Get your hand out the M&M bowl
Take a number
Get your hand out the M&M bowl

This ain't the food bank and you don't work here
Let me make this crystal clear
Don't put your paws on my candy
Squirrel motherfucker, go stock your own pantry
And if you think it's mean that I'm rationing my dragees
You can write me an essay
And when I call your number, you can read it to me

[Chorus]

It's not a joke, it's the fucking procedure
And if you came hungry, go out to the bleachers
And find a scrap of food
Eating all my motherfucking candy is rude
The now serving sign isn't just for fun
Every so often it advances by one
It's a pretty solid system
Bet you'd understand it if you would listen

[Chorus]

Potato-head dude with an M&M mouthful
Are you even here for business? It's doubtful
Most people know this ain't an M&M stand
How'd you even get them to melt on your hands
And your face, and your pants
Do you have a problem?
You're about to have a problem