Cyanide and Silicone - Freak [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Hook]
I'm a freak, uh, wheelchair bound (Dude!)
Sneak a peak of porn when my mom's not around (Slut!)
I'm just a pimp tryna get my fix
Taking up skirt pics of all the hot chicks (Fuck yeah!)

I said, I'm a freak, uh, wheelchair bound (Bitch!)
Sneak a peak of porn when my mom's not around (Slut!)
I'm just a pimp tryna get my fix (uh!)
Taking up skirt pics of all the hot chicks (dude!)

[Verse 1]
Sitting in the student lounge, listening to my music
Don't make me whip out my fat dick and use it
Got my headphones on, the kind that fold up
If you talk to me, I'll hoof you in the nuts (bitch!)
Ten minutes before the bell rings
Fuck that shit dude I just want to sing
But if I'm late to class, they'll bend me over
And break my ass (Aw shit!)
'Tard bathroom, got remodeled
Fresh ass diaper dispenser going full throttle
Looking at my asshole in the mirror
Looks so clean, Brian keeps it bleached
Roll into class, about 11:06
Forgot to spray, man, I smell like piss (Sorry!)
Make a remark, turn the lights off
And I'll smack your head off, in the dark (Bitch!)

[Hook]
Freak, uh, wheelchair bound (Slut!)
Sneak a peak of porn when my mom's not around
Just a pimp tryna get my fix
Taking up skirt pics of all the hot chicks (Yeah!)

I said I'm a freak, uh, wheelchair bound
Sneak a peak of porn when my mom's not around (Bitch!)
Just a pimp tryna get my fix
Taking up skirt pics of all the hot chicks (Sleaze!)

[Verse 2]
Going to meet a girl, she's a 'tard
Now Brian's been acting all hard (Why dude?)
I lay her down on the quilt for some ass
Next stop, is a place in the park on top of the grass (Oh yeah!)
Senior year, last year of being a pimp
The thought of that shit makes my fucking dick limp
'Tard's first to get the laptops
Load that shit full of porn, now that's hot (Oh yeah!)
Smooth like a sailer, smell like cheese
Dorito's and Mountain Dew please! (Dude)
Gotta go slut! The bell's about to ring
Can't be late to lunch
Hotdogs and chips, that shit's for free!

[Hook]
I'm a freak, uh, wheelchair bound
Sneak a peak of porn when my mom's not around
Just a pimp tryna get my fix
Taking up skirt pics of all the hot chicks

I said, I'm a freak, uh, wheelchair bound
Sneak a peak of porn when my mom's not around
Just a pimp tryna get my fix
Taking up skirt pics of all the hot chicks
Cunt!