DC Pierson - A Game [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Further adventures of Mr. He's So Fucking Nice
New venture, Sterling Cooper Draper Price
Billion bucks a bar, but a bargain at twice the price
Want to play a game? Sorry, no fucking dice
Ice-nine, rhymes designed by a broke scientist
And I can't stop until I'm on top of the client list
Wanna play a game? You're taking a giant risk
Think fast, get smashed by Andre the Giant's fist
Nicest chicks in the back, pulling Black Swans
Leave when you play, come back when I'm on
"Wanna play a game?" she said, I nod furious
I said "Bye?" She said "Nah, curious."
At my funniest when I'm at my most serious
For serious, you're funeral goers at their most teariest
Author, but it's not Beverly Cleary
It's not Beverly Hills with pills and coke-smeared tits
Franklin Avenue, improv dues, weird bits
Not ironic, promise, no matter how long the beard gets
Twelve beers deep into a six pack
Frayed notebooks by my side in a thick stack
Put no hook on the track, I just spit back to back
Talk quick like a flack
Tough to pull off in real life like a dick smack
I'm about to go off
You might wanna get back
I wanna die smiling, show me where the chemist is
How'd he kill himself, yet still flee the premises?
Lesser work still better than your best is
Burn it like Agrestic
Still won't get arrested
And you are really not that hot
And I'm just red lips against a black backdrop
I separate the Janets from the Riff Raff
Man who sold the planet if it meant that he could get cash
Man who ran the gamut from a full Zach to a thick 'stache
For one so young, did he not seem a bit brash?
Human eyes might not gaze on his like again
Chasing girls around Greenpoint on his bike again
They like him like they like joints and Vicodin
Listens as they explain the finer points of psych again
Cuz that's what they got degrees in
Guess if global warming, stay at the Two Seasons
Guests of Mr. Pierson stay enchanted by his wordplay
Make them want to extend their weekend by a third day
And though they want him in the world way
He only wants the world in William Randolph Hearst way
I think it would be fun to run a rap label
Wanna play a game or be the snacks at the table?
Wanna play a game? Pull both the controllers out
Shark's teeth, we pulled all the molars out
Wheels up at Oh Fuck Hundred, we're rolling out
Return if you need to learn what totally cold's about