Dj Lubel - Masturbate for life [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Well it's prom night
I am all alone and man i feel so lame
Across de gym, stands the girls of my dreams
But she doesn't even know my name
As i stare my heart skips a beat
She leaves me breathless i can't pretend
I known that i can't offer her much
But i sure beat her douche bag boyfriend
You may never want me
But my love for you is true
So everywhere i go girl
I'll be touching myself to you

Ohh... I'll masturbate to you in the shower
In the cafeteria during lunch hour
Gonna play with myself in my parent's car
(To you)
Ohh... I'll masturbate to you on the beach
In the dentists chair while he's cleaning my teeth
I'll never see you again after tonight

But i'll masturbate to you for life

Don't dare you stare and judge me on how i express my love
You can write poetry, me i'll rub and tug

Ohh... I'll never hold you...
Lay with you in the sand...
Go life your life girl...
Cause i'll being making love to my hand!!

Ohh... I'll masturbate to you like a fiend
On Martin Luther King day and during Halloween
Stroking every single night of Hanukah
(To you)
Ohh... I'll masturbate to you over sea's
On the eiffel tower and while meeting the Queen
Honney go with him, i'll be alright

Cause i'll masturbate to you for life

Life is so lonely without you...
There's only so much jerking one guy can do...
But why this devotion?
I've wasted all my lotion...
Baby i was blind... but now i can see!!

Ohh... I'll masturbate as you grow old with me
Every single birthday and anniversary
In the delivery room as our first child is born
Ohh... I'll masturbate to you and you alone
Playing with our grandkids in our nursing home
You're the one that i need i must have missed it somehow

But i'll masturbate...
And i'll masturbate...
So i'll masturbate... To youuu...
Right... Now!!