Dj Lubel - Women of LA [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Intro:
Ahhh, yes
Whassup D
Welcome to LA bro,oh my god, how are ya?
I just moved in and everything, guys wanna get some girls tonight or what?
Girr... Wha... Dude..you dont think you are getting laid do you?
I dont know maybe, Im new in town. Whats?
Dude listen, the weather's amazing and like, the rents cheap, but no ones having sex in LA
Especially when you look like this
Have you seen yourself? you're not in Murray Hill anymore, bro
You lived here for 6 years
Have not had sex one time
Ive had sex one time!
No you haven't
Yes I have. Remember when I told a bitch I was Chris Brown?

Guys its the second biggest city in the country, you are clearly lying!
Nope

[Verse 1]
Hey you, yes it true, we will make your balls blue
We're the women of LA
We ignore cause you're poor, and you're not Pauly Shore
We're the women of LA
From Westwood to Brentwood never would touch your wood
We're the women of LA
All the dude at Whole Foods stare at my new fake boobs
We're the women of LA

Oh this is a story all about how
I move to Hollywood and get shot down
By girls so hot that you can't kiss
When your face looks like Andy Dick
And all the bars close at 1:30
Which means they're way to sober to sleep with me
Cause my only credit dot IMDb
Is an extra on Community
So we drive around from James Beach to St. Nicks
But end up at Canters empty handed and pissed
It's like here I go, here I go, here I go again
Boys what's my weakness? LA women!

Always looking around the room
For the bigger better deal
Now I gotta watch Mr. Belding cop a feel

We breathe coke, you're a joke cause you're broke
We're the women of LA
'Till you're paid like Nic Cage, go get laid at Rage
We're the women of LA
It's our job to look think we work at Runyon
We're the women of LA
This is top shelf pussy, you should try the valley
We're the women of LA

Oh you West Hollywood girls from the east coast
Having Sunday fundays brunching at Toast
With your lulu lemon pants you all look the same
Asking where ? asking my name
CAA, ICM, UTA which one
Well it's a small agency off the 101
Gross, I'm an assistant at WME
Who pays your rent? let me guess your daddy
And where my Persian girls at from the Beverly
So much perfume and so hairy
Good to see from afar, but as pretty as farsi
I'll give you another Beamer if you just touch me
And all you hipster girls from silver lake
You're nobodies fool
You've been turning me down even before it was cool
It's times like this it's New York girls that I miss
I'll never get rid of my 516

One day you will see
I'll blow Ryan Murphy
Then join the cast of glee
Then you'll go to SOHO house with me

[Jaleel White]
Until the end I'll never be a douche in a fidora
I'll lie to them and tell them I don't live on Ventura
And if you still don't understand technicalifornia
Shiiiiiit let them break it down for ya

525,600 women have rejected me in LA county
525,600 dollars is what you need to get pussy
They don't drink on dates they're afraid of DUI's
One wine's not enough to get between the thighs
? to Venice, to the gals of Los Feliz
All join together and deny sex ?
No one will fuck, fuck me
From santa monica
No one will fuck, fuck me
?
No one will fuck, fuck me
Just give them a handjob

We are the women of LA
We are the women of LA
We are the women of LA
We are the women of LA