Gary Lazer Eyes - Lazer Eyes [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1: Gary Lazer Eyes]
Oh, my, God you guys are boring me
You mean that ounce is all you’re finna be pouring me?
I’m not talking liquid I’m talking watery bars
Juicy to the touch burning contact with scars
Like a lemon to an emo sick of her dad like the chemo
Help Walter White’s lungs
So he distributed drugs
Got connected with thugs
Became a millionaire but still giving all the fucks?
That’s my goal maybe not with the cancer and all
But I sure wouldn’t mind being able to ball and chain
Like a slave to the game-play fuck Pewdiepie’s tight ass all night long!
Oh I’m so damn wrong so he would be up on the Twitch
Showing off Lazer dick while I stab him in the neck
Take his youtube check and cash out on my payday
Okay oh wait no I am not gay better take back what you say
(Ya fucking dick, fuck!)

[Verse 2: Gary Lazer Eyes]
Aaand you know I've got all the Playboy hoes
Got more hops than Derrick Rose
That’s how beer is grown like the Wittekerke
That word's in German wie findest du kirche?
All praise be to the unholy killa
Kill it three language trilingual murder
Now what’s the third one all you fools are asking
Bad tongue of the baddest we call it Spanish!
Necesito cabeza de una chica chica
Better be a bad bitch who likes the throat deeper
It’s a plus if she swallows that mean she’s a keeper
I suggest a light skin them girls they can treat ya, ooh!
White dick in mixed pussy never looks so bad
Take hold of the curl pull away from the head
Stroke hard stroke fast lay a smack on the ass
Fuck work fuck church fuck all the class, yugh!
And I....and I...

[Verse 3: Gary Lazer Eyes]
And I'm wrong for the thong that I stole from your mother
Dipped the fucker in wax and sold it to your brother
Now he's steady beating off to his mother's pair of panties
God damn Lazer Eyes always up to shenanies
Better put an up to the ante while I fiddle with her fannie
With seventeen fingers in her ass that’s a plenty, ah
That's a plenty, seventeen, God damn

[Outro: Gary Lazer Eyes]
And I hope you get that it’s plain to see
That you have entered MY realm ya see
It’s Gary says as Gary does with Gary’s nut fuzz
That Gary don’t trust cause Gary does nut while Gary does nut!
Ha, now let the troubles go
Gary Lazer Eyes: The Album I’d like to welcome you
Suck one off my dick and stay the night for a spell or two
I hate to quote a shitty rapper but bitch I DON’T FUCK WITH YOU WUH!!