[Dizaster Round 1]
I said you think I won't pop a .9?
That's exactly what they thought about the little white boy from Columbine
Hi Swave I'm from Armenia, it's nice to be meeting ya
You think you rhyme nice you all hype like the media
Drivebys at night, when I take flight
You'll die for a nice price I am Expedia
I feel outta place like a white guy in Nigeria
But still you get eaten alive like rebels who reside in Liberia
I've been doing business with Al-Quaeda inside of Syria
You a hypoglycemic, bisexual guy with a slight Bulimia
You wanna describe the type of virus that's eating ya?
Then open up an encyclopedia, and find the meaning of
Spinal Meningitis and if not try Leukemia
If that's too nerdy for you... then I might just let the heater buck
.45 light the fucking side of your Beamer up
Leave you in the driver's seat with your feet all stuck like you were glued to the side with some adhesive stuff
You'll get fried like Peking Duck
I said the paramedics...paramedics won't even have enough time to clean you up and if your driver (way) gets away and survives I'll find him and beat him up
The knife, give you the meanest cut
Precise, like slices from Pizza Hut
You old, try keeping up
Turn the volume on the side of your speaker up
Your rhymes are weak as fuck like the last time Method Man and Red Man tried teaming up
Your wife is a tweaker slut who cries she doesn't eat enough
So why would I feed her nuts like she hasn't been grinding her teeth enough?
Let me spit
They say don't fuck wit' Swave cause he knows Karate
He can exchange blows and go toe to toe with Rocky
They said to get rid of him you'll need to hold a shotty
I'm thinking "Why?", he's as old as Ghandi
I bet one uppercut to your nose will probably
Fold your body like in origami and have you on the floor looking like you know Pilates with your arm broken trying to phone somebody
I'm the shit, you?, Porter potty
I'm the real thing you a photocopy
But keep talking shit and being over-cocky then I catch you getting outta your bed to have your morning coffee and put the metal to your head like Oroku Saki
I show up to one of your Team Homi after parties acting like I'm happy I wanna have a glass of Bacardi, yeah
Then I brandish that package that's strapped across me
And blow myself up like a half Iraqi, kamikaze, camel jockey
Not even that faggot Iron Man can stop me
If I survive the blast I'll still fight you with half my body
Still get your ass kicked Probably
Will Swave Sevah ever tell you his age? Never
I mean sometimes... sometimes it really makes me wonder
I think you, hate me cause I'm younger
I bet your favourite album ever created was by Aaliyah, age ain't nothing but a number
I said I get it you an O.G swave, you G'd up
But you too old B, you can't keep up
Never had game, boy used to play hide and go seek by the same ol' tree stump
Where him and homies used to peep up, and watch Adam and Eve fuck
Truth is, you haters
You just a bitch with a gun; Tomb Raider
I'm a star in the sky, Shoe Maker
You areee my shoe maker
I creep into your hood, call me your new neighbour
He'd expose your true nature like an episode of Room Raiders
Speaking of the Raiders I'll stab you in the waist wit' 2 sabres so your family sees your face in the newspaper
Chain smoking, my brain floating in space to a place hoping I'll make it to a state where I'm seeing that fucking face broken
Saying you can beat me is another reckless accusation I'm an Islamic descended from the prophet Mohammed eating Baklava wrapped in bacon
Ay yo that was some shit, did you just see that right there?
His homeboy whispered in his ear started giving him tips
Motherfucker you'll get ripped
Start doing this wit' your face
I'm moving the crowd with my motherfucking unibrow
They say Dizaster... They say Dizaster you're too loud
But don't rhyme about my eyebrows, they're used to provide Osama Bin Laden wit' his hideout
I mean, rhyme about eyebrows, you're 35 now
Do you know where real rappers careers would be when they're 35? wooowwwww
[Dizaster round 2]
Y'all ready?.... Nah, nah, Y'all READY?.. Aight
Ay, shut the fuck up!
Shut up!
Shut the fuck up
I need y'all, to be very very, very very, very very calm
Hold on, Team Homi, vars advice, vavalom
Wave my hands like im signalling off to a helicopter
And there you have my bars
I said he took Sid, with a div vab, in the vid slab vid slab riv vab riv vab
And twisting ya vig vack
You are such a fucking wack dude
I mean if you pronounce the letter V one more time, I'm gonna stab you
This motherfucker, are you seriously kidding me
You guys over here talking shit trying to throw me off, literally
I got some shit to tell you that you probably thought I wouldn't say
I know this is crazy but it's not
Swave Sevah told me, his lady is a cop
So I'ma tell you something, why y'all be thinking he be snitching a lot
Cause his bitch is a cop, he kissing 5-0 on the mouth like Vivica Fox
I said I always...
I said I always wondered how you ended up clearing all your felonies
Team Homi shooting at the Police is what he's telling me
But on the low, he's creeping with the deputy
Kinda brings a new term to the meaning, sleeping with the enemy
Your wife is a C.O from Rikers they nicknamed her 'The Pulverizer'
You, you broke, so at home she sport, so shes a dough supplier
And you old so you sport the diapers
I mean you the oldest dude, you the oldest dude to ever own a cypher
You were old enough to watch porn and own a lighter when Slick Rick first got known as a story writer
You're a senior citizen, slash corny rhymer, so I'm not talking about sports when I say he's a 49er
You so old you wrote your rhymes inside an organiser
Born in..born in '75 but you can't tell he's an older guy because he uses age defying moisturizer
Him and PH graduated from the same class
Hold on, hold on, don't make me say it again
You probably trying to avenge the death of A-Class like I said, you and PH, graduated from the same class, go to sleep together, wearing matching cucumber face masks
Then you turn off the light on the night stand and dip your teeth in the same glass
(Shut the fuck up, hey shut the fuck up!)
Yo.. I mean why you [?] to battle?
Did you sponsor the event?
Were you the one that paid the money to fly me out to Pen?
No? Then shut the fuck up then!
For all the work...
For all the work I've effortlessly put in and the direction I've come
For the nobodys that I bodied and the many legends I've sonned
I should be the one that earns a top tier position in Grand Time if there should ever be one
I said your train past you, your time's definitely done
My legacy will never fade away just like the memory of Pun
I said you a rap artist, whose bars have no connection to funds
Have you ever got a check, for a record you've done?
Name one battle you've respectfully won
You think you clever you dumb
Your rap career is technically none you're a walking example of what every battle rapper in here should never ever become
After all the work I've put in 17 battles to climb the ladder
And that's what you benefit from?
Homie at this point I would technically have more respect for a bum
Cause at least he has a little bit of dignity when he's begging for crumbs
Yeah faggot, yeah, yeah, yeah
Your boy DNA never seen a homicide of course
The only time you see DNA on file in court
Is when someone is suing for child support
He wants to talk during my shit
I smash one on your head
I fuck around and hit you and [?] burning your flesh
I'ma kill him then return to the West and put DNA in a box like a paternity test
Let the vagina spit no your man is vagina lips
It's time to diss any emcee and give him a mental psychiatrist
And that was for starters
If me and you have the same cellphone then I'll jack your charger
Then I'll bail outta..
Then I'll bail outta your driveway and jack your Charger
I liked your Cortez but you an apple farmer
You're not a battle rapper you're a cabbage gardener
So what? So what? And me I'm an Iraqi martyr
I'll make your plane crash like Travis Barker then write 'Faggot' on your casket with a magic marker
I fucking.. I'll fucking..
If we were in Lebanon I would've chopped your head off and used it to play soccer
Open up your frame like Operation game it's time to play doctor
Stomp you out in a pair of Dockers
Then drop you off in the middle of Yonkers in a t-shirt that says 'I love Okwerdz'
[Dizaster 3]
Yo
Grindtime Rappers
I spoke to 90% of them on the phone
Y'all got bitch made embedded in your genetic code
You'll never be better just let it go
Sevah though, you treated me like an older brother dog so I'ma respect you yo
Don't talk between my lines so I can let it go
I said I treated you like an older brother and I respect you bro'
And just in return I'ma let you know
Them so called legends in your circle and the friends you know will never give you this opportunity to shine because they always wanna be next in line to get the dough
See when you ask for a top tier [?] from a local person they gon' say they're on another level bro'
Putting themself above you on a higher pedestal which to you usually exceeds way beyond what they efforts show
So in return of them not battling him here
That's why he developed slow
And y'all gotta fly me out from the west coast just so I can help you grow
Who I are I raise the bar and disintegrate the envelope
Let's see how your weapon loc when your fucking neck is broke
The chopper like a helicopter propeller I'll let the Wesson smoke
The doctor will hear nothing but A Capella through the stethoscope
Y'all gon' think he's the Incredible Hulk
The way the nurses gon' be consecutively checking his pulse
I said I grew up listening to Snoop Dogg and 2pac
You grew up listening to U-God and [?]
I grew up watching Michael Jackson moonwalk
You grew up watching Neil Armstrong, MOON WALK!
Crusty ass toes
No damn socks with his shoes off
Faggot ass battle rapper with the same swagger as the grandpa from the Boondocks
Probably still got Rapper's Delight jammed inside of his boom box
You never blew up back then cause no one gave a fuck about you
It ain't Technique it's them other dudes that grew up around you
Speaking at Grizzle, you told me a bunch of raw shit
On how Cam'ron and Ma$e were just a couple of faggots you used to ball with
Sounded kinda jealous, salty and all pissed
That's why they put him down on that long list of Harlem's kids that got black balled bitch
And you fuck a black bald bitch
This faggot is fucking lame
He told me a bunch of stories at Grizzle trying to throw dirt on Canibus' name
Come on tell me the truth
Really? Really? That's not all that?
You didn't really tell me that you were gonna hop on him on the one track
And got all pissed off cause the motherfucker never called back
So he started bitching telling me "I fucked Canibus' sister, I fucked Canibus' sister"
I don't give a fuck if you fucked Canibus' sister when you see him you'll probably ask him for a picture
Time to expose Swave Sevah's cover
As a child they sent you downstairs to borrow sugar from Ma$e Betha's mother
I said they all used to chill at that building they called it 'The Stash Spot'
[?] was downstairs, flipping that crack rock
Back when Head I.C.E was sporting that flat top and if you looked out the window from Cam's spot
You could see little T-Rex playing in the sandbox
You thought you was just going to punk me and I'ma back off?
[?] clap off [?]
I'll turn your man into clam sauce
Strike like the back of a matchbox
You get your whole fucking band shot like you was getting ambushed by Black Ops
Bullets flying through the curtain fold your back like a laptop
You could pass for a basketball mascot, or a black Sasquatch
He was in the living room watching T.V
When his Pops hopped outta nowhere and threw a fast block followed by a reverse back drop
That's when he started yelling "I'm not in [?] Dad stop, I'm trying to watch Matlock"
Fuck that, that was the last straw
I don't care how tough you are I wanna shatter your glass jaw
Run in your house grab your Mom and start tapping her ass raw
Kick your fucking damn dog and beat your cat with a hacksaw
I run in the living room and get a handjob from your grandma
Then start stabbing your grandpa wit' a retractable hand claw
I said, you make me, wanna fucking snap on you
I mean what would this faggot do
He's strong in a scrap that's cool but if you start talking shit I'ma rapidly start stabbing you like [?]
I treat 'em all like little bitches man I fucking smash their face in
I'll get rid of your fucking family like my name was Pappy Mason
I mean, I don't gotta be a gangster but if the lead be busting
You will end up in the Hudson with your family gone like Jennifer Hudson
When you talka, sound like Chewbacca
You look like a super huge looking [?] fucking looking like NewBorn's father
Fuck that shit? Well fuck you too
I don't give a fuck that's what's up with dude
Fuck around and make me have to snap and smash people
I fucking came out here to get rid of your town hero
And before I leave best believe I'm building a Mosque on Ground Zero
[There's a few blanks in Dizaster's rounds, mostly names, especially one that sounds like Un Casa.. Also I only transcribed dizasters rounds and I couldn't be bothered to do Swaves so please feel free to add his yourself and if anyone can help with the blanks please either let me know or fill them in yourselves as long as they are right, thanks]
