Haf n' haf - Thank Science [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]

Yeah... I'm so fly & the vibes so galactic
To take a fan high with my rhymes is my tactic
Never been a tool & never messed with ratchets
Spittin' all these bars that'll make a cripple backflip

If you lack wit kids turn my ish off
I'm all about my intellect, nigga I be pish posh
In my hometown never fair-weather, Chris Bosh
Got no kind words then I'm sure to rip your lips off

Tip top spot's is where I'm heading, no tailors
If your chick's around my squad she smoke major
Laser beams, sweet sixteens for my neighbors
You niggas zig zag I keep it straight with my paper
Straighter than a razor, you a faker, Ima taker
I'm a baker, when I wake up, blowing vapors at the haters
Bye, See you later I'm a music innovator
I'm a goof just showing proof ill rule my city like a mayor

Paper plane flying, making fans riot
Dank strain diet, I'm amazing thank science
Cape draped on gliding to a space diner
Ain't feeling my shine so I guess you hate miners
Do it for the kids & I always stay shining
Always stay grinding, gears I'm a clock
No time for the tears, gettin' weird after dark
Three cheers wit my peers sippin' beers at a park

Fuck a rap pro, posers like to act cold
They some old Lenovos I'm a brand new Mac pro
Peep the facts hoe, if I'm an asshole
At least I'm shitting on all these talk trash rap folks
Lemme hear you clap yo, tryna raise my cash flow
Higher than a dick at Nick Minaj in a bathrobe.. hehe, whoa

[Kai]
No matter what you've done you deserve respect
Even if you make mistakes, you're lovable
& it doesn't matter your look, skills, size, or anything, you're worthwhile
No one can ever take that away from you..
So I fucking rap up behind him with a hatchet; smash, smash SMAAAASH...

[Verse 2 - Cam Carnage]

C'mon lets get this jam started
Haf n' haf & Cam Carnage (yeah)
Only tool in my harness is my words that I crush these bars with (pow!)
I keep a blunt in hand, vocals worth a hundred grand
My team is linebacking & yours a couple punters man (riiight?)
Cuz we the realest & you boys a couple actors man
Savytski in the lab with the beats and the master plan (HI)
So hit me & Haf with our cash advance (ca-ching)
Cuz this is competition & these bitches just don't have a chance

So lemme hold the crown as I proceed to hold it down
They see our talent so its envy when they roll around
Ain't nothing better than a hot beat & fly lyrics (tell em)
& we got em both so all of us in high spirits (woo!)
That's word to Shane, I'm Unchained like Django
& I undid her zipper just to show her where her hands go
Flow's so delicious, folks say the kids known to handle his bidness
They call me Sid Vicious (rock)
They call me John Rotten (rock)
Whole crew hoppin' on stage at the Hoxton
I keep a group of girls that be making bad decisions
She be on her knees, practicing that bad religion (praise Jesus!)

Uh, & you know this girl is loca (cray)
So I take her to Muskoka, dock sittin' while we toke up
This ain't even my prime, this ain't my hayday
& I already got these dudes bitter like Ray-J (i hit it)
This is crazay, insane
But chump this ain't no game
This is cocaine & LSD rolled all in the same (damn)
So don't try to be dissin' me cuz this is creativity & I rep Etobicoke just as long as I'm living B..