Kabuto The Python - Reference Desk [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]

[Verse 1]
Ayo, buffalo buffalo, reference time
It's yet another way my illness'll be measured in rhyme
Refer to shit that nerds like and you're the best in they mind
And so the references are effortlessly peppered in mine
Holy fuck, that was hard to say
You probably rock a leather shirt like Hādo Gei
Me, I stay rocking in a hostile way
I'll leave you dead in more pieces than a hostel stay
Your corpse'll def'll laid the way Osiris was slayed
I'mma chop cop an arm, bounce Boris the Blade
Or maybe GoldenEye fry you with an orbital ray
If I sold an album I could grace the front of Forbes in a day
And you can find me making sweet love to Pamela Landy
With my hands on her fanny so keep your cameras handy
Headlines'll read: KABUTO CAUGHT CANDID IN CAMRY
And I won't even give a damn but probably fans'll be antsy

[Hook]
It's the reference desk, need to cite some references
We're a definite bet, no doubt a nice investment
(x2)

[Verse 2]
Charles Dickens told us a Tale of Two Cities
James Cameron preferred to do tales of blue titties
"The time has come to choose a female!" Ooh, really?
Fuck Neytiri, I'm a fiend for Rodriguez, yo who's with me?
See? Even Avatar can fare well in battle bars
Reefer got your peeper saying farewell to Manzanar
Flipping like Lister if Rimmer dare'd sell the damn guitar
Fuck Flobots, I ride my bike very well with handlebars
Need a Sandvich? Well, I handle mine
When I slap chop tuna fishes and a lime
People taking listens are like "Damn, the rhymes
"He says are always on the beat like Samuel Vimes!"
I saw Twilight, think somebody's testes were maimed
Shit was suspect, Edward isn't sexing no dames
And Draco Malfoy's getting decked on the train
With some real street magic, what the F, David Blaine?

[Hook]

[Verse 3]
Ayo, little total value held in lead checks you fools are after
Keep it philosophical like T-Rex and Utahraptor
Greatest ET to be influenced by a human
You'll be screaming like an Engy with a sentry when he views a sapper
And I'll leave your head red: Ginny and Ron
I got the pride of a conqueror: Timothy Zahn
And Kabuto's all business like the Overclan Prime
You probably one of those fruits who say you "overstand rhymes"
You wanted poontang, sold your Wu-Tang bong
Started acting sensitive and auto-tuned they song
You tried to pull a Kanye West but you sang wrong
Fucked up your franchise worse than the Yuuzhan Vong
Ayo, I'll kick you in the face if you hook a right fist
You like to bake a pretty cake, I just cook a nice dish
Fuckers questioning my rhymes, say I couldn't write this
I'll break your legs seven times 'til you're looking like Stith
(From Titan A.E.)

[Hook]