Kris James - JBrave's Interlude [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[JBrave]
Ladies & Gentlemen, hello!
Welcome, you are at the halfway point
It's halftime, ladies & gentlemen!
Too bad that you're the Detroit Lions going up against the Green Bay Packers
And right now you're down 28-0 & Calvin Johnson Jr. is out of the game due to a broken hand
So, pretty much you gotta go throughout the rest of this mixtape trying to throw passes to Titus Young, Nate Burleson, & Golden Tate
So, you might get a pity field goal, I don't know
Now, I know what you're thinking, "Hey, wait a minute!"
"Mr. Announcer Man, Mr. JBrave, some of those lines were good!"
No, it wasn't!
Have you heard Orange Lazarus?
I wish I had one right now just so that way I could get a brain freeze to get out of doing this!
He was like "Oh, I do a backflip on a sandpaper mattress, made up of rat piss & cat shit"
Oh my God!
That is like, the grossest thing I've ever heard!
And that is one of the weirdest fetishes I've ever heard from a man!
And then he wants to talk about in one of his other songs, he hears you talking shit, but never see you act like like VAs
Well, let me tell you something, good man!
As a person who's trying to become an actor myself, I can tell you something
Steven Blum & Carlos Alazraqui would to have a certain word with you
And by "word" I mean "A FUCKING BEATDOWN"
And you know what?
I will join in
Baby, I'll look like Ness PSI rocking up in this bitch!
Now, if there's one thing that anybody else who's listening should know
The good thing is is that you're halfway though
The bad news is-

[Kris James]
OK, alright that's enough from you cause I'm not-
I-I'm just not doing this, alright?
I'm not doing this with you anymore, alright?
I'm shutting it- I'm shutting it all down
Shutting it all down
Just...
IT'S DONE!