Kris James - Ron Swanson: A Swan Song [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro: NK30]
1,2,1,2
Ooh, I said the mic sound nice
Yeah, yeah, I said the mic sound nice
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-AH!
The mic sound nice
I love you mic

[Verse]
The nasty nigga with the knotty dreads
But rap got too excited so they called the feds
Because mainstream don't know what real hip-hop is
New age black sheep, so you can call me Drez
A&R had you gased up like petro
I go old-school like Meso
Or samurai roamin' like Greco
Or cell phones
I give you one so you can call home
Next time you put toes & soles in terrordomes
I defeat fake rap beef cakes over beat breaks
While they road show are minstrel
I'm breaking normal cycles like menstrual
Eating MCs with my pencils
I chew them all up with rap utensils
Check it
I stay complicated like kendo while they hollow stencils
Ay yo, step up your credentials
Also, shouts out to DOOM for the instrumental
But when I'm older, I wanna buy the finer things
But still make arts that touch hearts more than porn stars with ding-a-lings
When it came to life, he had a mellow style
Stepped on stage more wild than Trevor Goodchild
Watch out for snakes!
They don't give 2 flux
Leave your ass hanging like Ku Klux for Daddy Warbucks
Sho'nuff!
He held the mic with a cobra clutch
But please, remember me when I'm gone
O captain, My captain, Ron Swanson: A Swan Song!

[Outro: NK30]
How was that?
That was crap?
Well, I'll shoot you in the face!
Yeah, won 1st place in a cool guy race!
Yeah, I'm a cool guy like Dr. Steve Brule
I went to school for...13 years
I got kept back & now I'm depressed
And I got big man breasts!
Ooh, let me get this off my chest!
Haha! Get it?
It's really bad when rappers have to say "Get it?" for their rhymes cause that means they think that you're slow
You know what? Y-you prove them wrong. You prove them wrong

OK, I'm done