Major Van Winkle - #WKL [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1]
I don't ever start no shit unless I plan to finish
The handsome menace bitch, I'm brilliant off a can of Guinness
I'm down to earth but I can't tell what fucking planet this is
I sit my nephew down like boy, "you know what an acid trip is?"
"You know these girls love Instagram and showing their ass in pictures"
But if that ho just want your cash, then homie keep your distance
I'm way past my limit bitch, I'm still driving drunk
But if I die today, remember me like Ryan Dunn
Who the fuck have I become?
Well who cares in the first place
And I'm probably gonna join that club
When I reach my twenty seventh birthday
Cause my word play is on first place
And your girl say that she swallowed too much cum
To be thirsty but she's your date so...

[Hook 1]
Stop lying baby say the truth
Yeah I tell her I ain't lying, I'm a sabertooth
Blaze the booth, pay my dues, now I need some cash
Fuck your bitch, smoke a J, Wiz Khalifa laugh

[Verse 2]
Wiz Khalifa laugh, cause all I need tonight
Is some weed and a piece of ass
You ever seen a raunchy rapper take the peaceful path?
I'm honor roll, if anyone of my past teachers ask
My speakers blast dirty rap until they need a bath
Yeah we the clash, white riots in the streets at last
If life's a gas, I'm a hybrid and I'm beeping at
You gas guzzling motherfuckers you easy pass
For me it's cash required until my rapping ass retires
You know this kid seems pretty smart, I bet he's watched the Wire
He probably sells narcotics on the stoop with all those stupid
Kids that like the use of that ebonics and their music bitch it's
Major Van, yeah I bit the hand that fed me
Cause me to rap is fucking rock n' roll to Elvis Presley
I'm Nestle crunchin' all on your chick
Hershey Kissin' all on my lips
You Fergalicious, bitch well drop that London Bridge and take a hit
Cause life's a trip but I ain't never falling
Cause I been hard since Aaron Carter bumped up on my Walkman
It's walker Texas Ranger, that awfully sexy stranger
I'm baby Jesus in the manger, yelling fuck you haters
It's Major Van Winkle, the white man dingo
I'm throwing loosies in the sky, bitch you can ask Ringo
If he's a star then I'm a star, I put that on my drumstick
If hip-hop don't work out, for me I'll try my luck with dubstep
Try some other dumb shit, I got my mother upset
My stomach's about to rupture, shit I don't know what I'm drunk with
His rhymes are so repugnant
Sike ya'll don't see the purpose
I talk in the past tense, cause my present's perfect

[Hook 2]
Stop lying baby say the truth
Yeah I tell her I ain’t lying, I’m a sabertooth
Blaze the booth, play my tunes, then repeat 'em back
Fuck your bitch, smoke a J, Wiz Khalifa laugh