Major Van Winkle - C'est La Vie [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1]
If pussy's a prison I need a life sentence
With a pool full of liquor, bitch I'm the white kendrick
I might just send ya to kensigton, get your life ended
My life essentials are women, weed, and my instrumentals
Get it right motherfucker
215 'till I die motherfucker
Adios, bitch bye bye motherfucker
Don't kill my vibe I'm fly motherfucker
Like make it rain partly cloudy
Down to party cause I'm awfully rowdy
Awfully sorry, awfully boring
Still gonna be a stud when I'm in my forties
In my fifties, in my sixties
69, this shit divine
If it sounds bad that shit ain't mine
B-rabbit like I’m in 8 Mile
Skinny boy so I'm Slim Shady
Running plays like I'm Tom Brady
Brett Farve, rap game, Reptar don’t get stepped on
Chest cough with that head rush
Like yes sir, that's just mad tough
Back up, rather get my heart broken
Than my ass fucked
Last up, this is Major V
Hit your bitch once then I made her leave
Welcome to the new major leagues
Sorry little man you ain't made the team

[Hook]
Rollin, we ain't slept in weeks
The night is young motherfucker so are we
Order three shots homegirl they all for me
Fresh to death, tell my future self to chill and rest in peace
C'est la vie, say no more (x2)
Cause all that other bullshit is for the birds
Oh yeah you repping Philly, bitch I bet you from the burbs

[Verse 2]
Meanwhile I'm on the curb
No enthusiasm, her face a ten but her boobs are lacking
Oozy gap with that rat-tat-tat
Like Kid Cudi pursuit of hap
I ain't even gonna explain that punchline
That's for you to figure out on your own time
Bunch of ties, mi capiton
I'm sorry to my mother I'm a crappy son
Sike naw, I'm a great kid
Yeah your girlfriend need a facelift
Let's face it, if you played this for your parents
They'd think I was a satanist
But I embrace it
Cause I'm tasteless
OCD back to the basement
Replacement, the rap game John Wayne Gacy

[Bridge]
Rollin, we ain't slept in 'bout a week or so
And I made this beat with too much bass, I hope your speakers blow
To each his own, fucking right, such is life ho (x2)

[Verse 3]
C'est la vie ho
Been swimming in women since finding nemo
Mr. Philadelphia forever rep the east coast
Drowning in some weed smoke
My living be so peaceful
Fuck clips we got fists
No need to reload
I go Rocky Balboa over beats bro
Only time your girl give me lip is when she deepthroats