Matt May - Cold as Ice [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Cold As Ice (repeat 4x)

The older I get the shorter my fuse
So I guess I'm similar to the scrooge
And these girls must be confused
If they think think I'll make them my boo
Use subterfuge to get her nude
A little lewd and crude
I'm guess im that dude
I'm just trying to let the contents of what my cock spits
Fly through the air and land on some girls coccyx
Or tell them I want to have a sleep over
A useful euphemism I use to get women
Out of their denim and into my linen
And after sinning
I'm not a sentimental person
I'm not the stuffed Snuffleupagus for you to snuggle up against
You all swear I like her
But I'll never wife her
Put the pussy in my face
Now I'm pied piper
Cause honestly I dont really care about a strumpet
Or any chic who'll purse her lips
In pics
Like she plays the trumpet
I dont want to hear her talk
Let alone argue about some dumb shit
If I was a lesser man
I'd simply tell her shut up bitch

Cold As Ice (repeat 4x)

This girl hit me up and asked to hit the bar with me
I wanted to tell her I would prefer not to like I'm Bartleby
She was quite handy
I wanted to tell her to quit acting so mamby-pamby
Massage my hammies make me a sammie and hand me the panties
And to the dummy broad im a demigod
Gosh she was bad
But I could never date her
I'd go as crazy as helter skelter
Plus Project Pat told me to never save her
And I listen to my elders
Then theres my friends fam
To whom of which im not a fan
Damn I really wanted to see Safe House
Oh well it's not about the money in general
I'll make it back and ball
But more about the principle
You could leave me on an island with them
I still wouldn't care atoll
Plus juan told me if chicks dont spread their legs
Or hit their knees
Then dont take them to the movies
Just treat them to mickey d's
Sheesh I need a Carhartt for my heart
Even if it was 85 degrees
I could still make any fucking fleece freeze