Matt May - Peter Gibbons [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

(audio clip comes from the movie Office Space)

A lot of bullshit takes place in my office space
No need to save face
I like to start my day off by always showing up
Late
Then walk over to my boss's desk oh so nonchalant
Just to see what she wants
A list of tasks I won't do half of it
I'll end up acting like I'm working
Crack jokes and laugh a bit
I do nothing but clown on my joke of a shift
And slouch cause I don't give a shit
And sit in my chair without a care
And think of the best way to quit
Maybe I'll walk into the CEO's office and tell him to eat a dick
Or just randomly walk out, without moving my lips
Oh we have to send clocks?
I'm not the ups man
I'm not trying to do ship
I just want to sit and sip
Coffee
But they run a tight ship like Gaddafi
The man's on my back, damn can you please get off me
I get stuff done sometimes would it hurt to hang loose?
That's right my neckties nothing more than a nice noose
I need a new job is what I'm thinking on my lunch break
I can't stand this place
So I'm drinking on my lunch break
But fuck it oh well (they won't fire me tho)
No paperless billing so invoices are done by hand
Instead of messing around with these envelopes and stamps
I'd rather let my nuts breast stroke in the mouths of tramps
I'm so bored that I actually read articles on Forbes
Or I'll just sit around and chill on twitter
Living the life of the best in class corporate bullshitter
One night
My room mate and I
Made special brownies and woke up the next morning still high
I thought I could get by
Until the lady in accounting
Asked me about the droopiness of my eyes
I thought she saw right through me
Until she smiled when I told her I was up
Late last night watching movies(haha yea right)
Probably only believed me cause she wants to do me
I've got a baby face so she says she likes my smile
I'm always dressed to the nines
So she says she likes my style
While telling her nephew that I'm someone to look up to
But how can I tell him to straighten up
When I like to get fucked up too?
But don't get me wrong
I appreciate the opportunity that I was given
But I hate where I work
And with everything that goes on I feel just like Peter Gibbons