Millertski - Jingle Balls [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1]
Dashing through the cum
On a one horse open dick (yeah)
Over the hair we go (oh yeah)
Blasting all the sperm (pew, pew, pew)
Balls in nutsack ring (aw)
Making spirits white, haha
What fun it is to ride and scream (ah)
We're slaying pussy tonight (yeah)

[Hook]
Jingle balls, jingle balls, jiggle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to have you ride all night (HEY)
Jingle balls, jingle balls, jiggle all the way (yo)
Oh, what fun it is to murder you on a one horse open sleigh (HEY)

[Verse 2]
A day or two ago (yeah)
I thought I'd took a swing (nope)
With my balls in my sack
Seated by my offspring (ahh)
This whore was lean and pale
Miss-fortuned by her ex (ha)
She got hit too many times
And we all got depressed

[Hook]
Jingle balls, jingle balls, jiggle all the way (oh yeah)
Oh, what fun it is to have you ride all night (HEY)
Jingle balls, jingle balls, jiggle all the way (yeah)
Oh, what fun it is to murder you on a one horse open sleigh

[Verse 3]
A day or two ago (oh)
This story I must tell (really)
I went out on the snow
And on my dick I fell (AHH)
A chick was riding by
In a one-horse open dick (yeah)
His pants were off and she got tricked into it
And we quickly drove away (rape)

[Hook]
Jingle balls, jingle balls, jiggle all the way (AY)
Oh, what fun it is to have you ride all night (YO)
Jingle balls, jingle balls, jiggle all the way (yeah)
Oh, what fun it is to murder you on a one horse open sleigh (HEY)

[Verse 4]
My balls are jiggling, I'm going insane, fuck my membrane
Has me screwed over again and I must a call a friend
They have to take me to a hospital
To get my nutsack checked out because it might need some stitches
But it itches like my ass, I wake up in the morning
Start walking around and my ass starts itching
So I scratch it with my backscratcher, it's going up and down
Just like me and my girl in bed, just like me and my girl in bed
Oh I don't know what I do when I hear her scream
I fuck her so hard then I lick her pussy clean
I start licking around and I get hair in my mouth
I vacuum all the hair, with my nostrils too
Oh my boo thinks it's crazy like my glue
My spermacide can't deny that I use it too much
But it knows that I use it cause it doesn't like dust
My dick is so dusty, I haven't fucked around
Before you know it, I might be a whore with
Standing at a round-about to get picked up by a truck
They people wanna gulp up period blood
They fuck it in the bag, cause they put it in a rag
Just like I do chloroform, I form my penis
It's got cracks and fractures from fucking too many girls
They bounced on it too hard, but my dick got so hard
It was enjoyable but it didn't last, oh
Jingle balls, my balls are so sweaty
They feel like mom's spaghetti, it's so hereditary
Because I'm pretty sure my mom has HIV
But I have herpes, no not herpes like a disease
I have her pee's in my stomach

[Outro]
Like her pee, the yellow stuff
You know? In my tum tum
Yeah, y-y-you get it, you get it
Thank you for listening
Peace bitches