Million Dollar Idea - Halloweird [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro: Tim Curry]
Let them know it's Halloween
Hit it!

[Verse 1: Fizziq AKA Positivity]
Boo! Scared you didn't I?
Don't lie you’re still shaking I can see
No need to, it’s just me
Your old pal the wizard
Here to cast some magic spells
Summon up some demon pals
What you want, a wish? It’ll cost you a small fee
And don’t even try if you'll be asking me for three
Better stop right now with your genie worship wishing
I’m a wizard motherfucker not a house magician
Now it's time for me to go, better rise up off my feet
But first I’ll have me some salt cause a wizard gotta eat
Salt

[Chorus]
Anything can happen on Halloween
Anything can happen on Halloween
Anything can happen on Halloween
Anything can happen on Halloween

[Verse 2: Stan Manson]
Who's the ghost that can spook you the most?
I'm riding back seat in the drop top lighting bowls with Jackie O
Haunting all these pussy assholes asking for a Manson curse
I'm a freaking freaky spirit, when I'm done bring out the hearse
Because you're dead, the cops straight up put this case to bed
When its the work of ghouls there ain't shit that can be said
Or done, I'm gone, like a lightning bolt I've hidden
On some immortal realm plotting who's my next victim

[Verse 3: Jay Z Jr.]
I'm a skeleton, bitch my bones are rich calcium
But that's beside the point because your ass is about to be spooked again
Ain't got no flesh, no muscles and no brain
But my spooky bony dance is enough to drive your ass insane
Catch me in the graveyard getting lit, bumping The Misfits
I'll be up on the mic cause this skeleton known to spit shit
My flow is milky smooth and bitch my bones are too
Bitch don't try and beef with me cause I'm a supernatural dude
Reanimated, getting faded so much quicker
It ain't that I'm a featherweight, I just ain't got a liver

[Chorus]
Anything can happen on Halloween
Anything can happen on Halloween
Anything can happen on Halloween
Anything can happen on Halloween

[Verse 4: Jerk Tasty "The Beauty Queen"]
Fuck ghouls I'm a goblin, not a punk or a spook
Yeah I'm ring deep in pussy, all the bitches got the scoop
Run my sticky little finger down your greasy little spine
Giving all the girls the goosebumps like I'm R.L. Stine
Putting scares in they mind while I never need to neg
Get them screaming with they mouths while they smiling with they legs
Now the devil she come over all covered in tattoos
This bitch is more than I can handle but I'll fuck her too
Resurrected from the grave yeah I rose from the land
Like I'm Jesus the Christ but I got bigger hands
You know what that means, got a dick like a sledgehammer
You know it's halloween when I get around to slammin her
Party with sluts, it's a goblin speciality
Don't matter if you're human cause I'm into bestiality

[Interlude: Stan Manson]
DJ Jack Snaxxx
Bring it to the front
Let's make this one spooky!

[Verse 5: DJ Jack Snaxxx]
I'm a pumpkin, don't you mess with me
I'm a pumpkin, I'm as orange as can be
I'm a pumpkin, that's right I said it
I'm a pumpkin, call me a gourd and you'll regret it
I'm a pumpkin, bake me into a pie
I'm a pumpkin, if you did that, I would die