[Chorus]
Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low
Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low
Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low
Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low
[Verse 1: Fizziq AKA Positivity]
Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low
Now the roof's on fire like Saint Elmo
So put that ass on the floor and get ready to go
Now when I ask you "What’s your favourite show?"
Shout "Parks and Rec," motherfuckers! ("Parks and Rec" motherfuckers!)
Now who's the best character on The West Wing?
On the mic check make the ladies sing
Cocaine fiend, snort shoebox full of blow
Everybody knows it's Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe
[Chorus]
Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low
Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low
Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low
Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low
[Bridge: Jay Z Jr.]
Robert Hepler "Rob" Lowe, born March 17, 1964, is an American actor. Lowe came to prominence after appearing in such films as The Outsiders, Oxford Blues, About Last Night..., St. Elmo's Fire, and Wayne's World
[Verse 2: Stan Manson]
Rob Lowe making straight men question their sexuality
Pretty boy stunting on that hit sitcom salary
Parks and Rec episodes are a riot and a party
Rob Lowe, Rashida Jones, Aziz Ansari
Goddamn, Robert's acting got me in a tizzy
Saw the dude at the club, buying bottles, getting tipsy
Sheryl by his side and the rest of the clique
When his wife and him go home, you know she sucking on that dick
[Chorus]
Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low
Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low
Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low
Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low
[Bridge: Jay Z Jr.]
On television, Lowe is known for his role as Sam Seaborn on The West Wing, and his role as Senator Robert McCallister on Brothers & Sisters. He is currently a main cast member of Parks and Recreation
[Verse 3: Jerk Tasty "The Beauty Queen"]
He's a motherfucking Outsider
But you know he likes to get inside her
Sheryl that is, his wife of 21 years
Kids and a rock and a house in the hills
Cause his skills are whack, played some guys named Jack
The illest motherfucker to come out of the Brat Pack
About Last Night, man I ain't got shit
Number 2 got the skills to run this hit
No Vampire Diaries but he looks the same
Ian Somerhalder ain't got the Rob Lowe game
In Wayne's World played a dick called Benjamin
Orders Chinese food in Cantonese not Mandarin
Ribbed for her pleasure, man those 'domes is nasty
Cause Rob Lowe's dick gonna blast your ass-ty
[Chorus]
Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low
Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low
Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low
Rob Lowe, Rob Lowe, everybody get low
[Bridge: Jay Z Jr.]
Early in his career, Lowe gained notoriety as a life-in-the-fast-lane playboy, ending up in the spotlight for various personal indiscretions and tabloid scandals, including one of the first sex tape scandals to hit Hollyweird
[Outro: Rob Lowe]
That, literally, was the most moving thing I've ever heard
