Moose Papa Schu - Feng Shui [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Excuse the Feng Shui
Tang Dynasty days
Your chee's at a low level, please improve your mental mentality
Right Brain, insanity like Vince
Coach Carter got me running sprints on the baseline
It's the year of the dragon, bad luck for you faggots
Bad feeling in your gut, doin push-ups like a magget
I breath in with Bagua. I'm choking on my agua
Can you call a doctah. I've been falsely accused
Witchcraft, John Proctor. I'm hotter than a crucible
Your rhymes are inexcusable
And if you talking shit well then I'm gonna fucking bruise you fool
East, South, North, West, it don't really matter
No matter what you do, I'm rhyming way radder
You holding in your piss doiing damage to your bladder
While I'm climbing up to heaven on a motherfucking ladder
I can give a gay dude AIDS, and all he do is frot
Im just that fucking sick, I can tie the fucking knot
With Elizabeth. Scout the Eagles, Philly just ain't winning it
Im like the 2008 Patriots, except I don't fucking choke
Life is just a joke, this shit is just too easy
Bitches wanna please me, Big EZ