Moose Papa Schu - FUNK [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

Man...I don't need a cameraman
Put this song on your ipod, popular like my name Basedgod
I got these girls all over me, begging to show me they ovaries
Follopian tubes and other things, sometimes I feel like I'm a king
I don't dance well, I do it anyway, smile on my face like everyday
So many things are going well, I don't even care if I go to hell
Tell my friends if I die today, not to mourn but to celebrate
Cuz the life I lived was way too great, don't be mad, don't be sad, just procreate!
Fuck the word negativity. Optimistic activities
Forecasts of rain don't bother me, just recreate Harry Potter scenes
In my room alone, who needs a friend? All I need to do is play pretend
I don't need a girl within my life, my happiness is very rife
Wake me up at the break of dawn. Laugh about my melloned lawn
My life isn't silver it is gold, like a bowl of milk and cheerios
I'll wear a pair of dirty clothes, if I smell I don't care, just plug your nose
Sip coffee in first period. I'm a beast like Achilles in the Illiad
I am a trojan like Reggie Bush, I never ever stop all I do is push
Myself to the brink, to the limit, grand prize I want to win it
Anything in life is attainable, I am Eric and I will be paid in full
I need you to look past my history, why I did some things it is a mystery
Never want to lie or cheat again, my life of drama needs to end
Forever happy like I'm eating lunch, promise not to get my pantys in a bunch
Happy like when a stoner munch
Im simple like trigonometry, dont be confused like psychology, just do what your unconscious says!