Rob Scotlan - If I Were A God [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

If I want to be god, don’t bring me down
Only thing on my mind is to run this town
To pilot this ship, the next black president
Ruler of the universe, king of the continents
Be the god of the sea, you could call me Poseidon
Who’s that oh me, recognize the trident
I’d strike the ground, I’d shake the earth
Rename Athens, that’s what I deserve
And if you failed to show me that you respect me
I wouldn’t be me, you’d die on the sea
I’d give you ten to life, make you wander forever
Auction off your wife, nothing lasts forever
And you’d scream like
And you’d be like
And she'd be like
And I’d be like
Oh well, or maybe just maybe I’d choose to fly
Call me Hermes, watch my shoes take flight
Faster than light, like Mercur-“I”
Quicker than Jordan back in 85
And I’d deliver this message to all the girls I knew
Come fly with me, you can be my boo
We can travel the world and head to Spain
I’d be Superman to your Lois Lane

I could be Eros, shoot them with my arrows
No HIV I keep them sterile
Gold for love, iron for hate
I’ll be the one to decide your fate
Or god of the dead, Would you think I’m Satan
Well that’s not true, I could use your Amen
Show you golden fields known as Elysium
That’d be what you got for a heroes welcome
If I was a god, I would date a goddess
Even sporty ones, like Artemis
She’s hard to miss, and for a little kiss
I’d risk moon arrows, she can hardly miss
And if she hits, at least I got a kiss
That’s why she’s known as a virgin goddess
Or what about Athena, a hot little nerd
Need a strategy, that’s what I heard
With her golden helmet, she likes it rough
But her dad told me she’s pretty damn tough
Just ask Arachne who tried to fight her
She transformed into a spider
Or I’d date Aphrodite if she came my way
Like
But she’s a cheater, I’d already know
Break my heart like
I’d even date Demeter, I would love to meet her
Save me some money, wouldn’t need to feed her
Yeah so what she’s a single mom
If I was a god, it wouldn’t be a problem
Look at Hestia I would wife her
She’d always be at home, a desperate housewifer
I got time for every goddess on the planet
Guarantee I’d be the last god standing

If I had it all, I’d give you the world
I’d be your god, you’d be my girl
I’d protect you and steal your love
Two souls, one heart, up up above
We could sit on Mt. Olympus Maybe even sneak a kiss
Drink nectar, I know you’d love this
Watch all the people down down below
Feel what it’s like to be immortal
Sit on golden thrones made by the best
See the lame smith, what up Hephaestus
See the sun go by, toast Apollo
Tell Dionysus we need to wine to go
And away we go, over all of Greece
If you get cold, here’s a Golden Fleece
We go to Crete, sail the Aegean Sea
See the Minotaur and visit Thebes
You would see my abs and think 300
More powerful than Hera’s husband
I’d be the king of kings, the god of gods
But I’d never cheat, you’re the one I love
So lets take a dip in the river Styx
We could last forever in godly bliss
Feel what it’s like to never grow old
We’d be like children, invincible
And down the road people would know
That we were gods who shared one soul
I would move mountains if I could for you
Strike down Titans if I needed to
You and me together we could do anything
If I were king of the gods you’d be my queen
There's nothing we couldn’t do, for you I’d sing
You and me baby we could do anything