Schaffer the Darklord - Supervillain [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro: Schäffer the Darklord]
People of New York!
For quite some time now
I have silently observed you
Carrying on with your silly
Meaningless, little lives
Well, tonight
It will be my pleasure
To liberate you from them
At midnight
I will destroy the city
You call "home"
With every last one of you in it
You can scream all you want
But i assure you
There's nowhere to run
There's a new menace in town
And it is me
Where are your heroes now?

[Verse 1]
So
We meet again
My noble, heroic friend
This feud has brewed forever
But tonight it will end
And then
There will be nothing left of you
But a memory
My old foe, arch rival
Nemesis and enemy
You see, my grand dad invented tying lasses
To train tracks
Cackling, twisting his mustache
And my dad, his spawn
Who carried it on
In the sixties
Holding hostages with
Atomic bombs
I come from a long line of this kind of people
I represent a third generation of evil
It courses through my blood
This love of chaos and killin'
So much more than just a criminal
I'm a super villain

In a mask with black gloves
Pulled up past my elbows
"Hello!" I bellow
With both fists clasped
A mass of wild hair
That's red or orange or green
With a single silver streak
I look horribly mean
I got an army (what?)
Of weapons (what?)
And robots (what?)
And goons (what?)
And a gold membership
Into The Legion of Doom
Beyond the doors of my fortress
It's pouring down rain
I'm no mad man, man
No i'm fucking insane!

My satellite's sights
Aimed on strategic sites
Laser beams will vaporize
The city tonight
I had to pull a diamond heist
To buy my doomsday device
It'll turn the earth to ice
Yeah, it's pretty nice

Send out your signal
Call in your hero
I kidnapped his lady
Now his powers are zero
I'll give him ultimatums
Yeah, i'll drop 'em like pearls
You can choose one, hero:
The world or the girl

[Hook 1]
The Joker, Lex Luthor
Two-Face and Bizarro
Doc Ock, Juggernaut
Ming and Magneto
Green Goblin, Penguin
Venom, Electro
Megatron, Cobra Commander
And Destro
Oh, oh!
(I'm a Supervillain)
I root for the bad guys
With the evil eyes
Fists in the sky
Screaming die, die, die! and i
(I'm a Supervillain)
I root for the bad guys
The sick and the twisted
So sadistic and wicked that's why I
(I'm a Supervillain)
I root for the bad guys
The psychopathic maniacs
The black hat sort, I
(I'm a Supervillain)
I root for the bad guys
Chillin' like a supervillain
Killin' for sport
Now, Mr. Freeze!

[Verse 2]
Now super heroes (yeah?)
Are bigger (and?)
And stronger (so?)
Although (what?)
Villains triple their sales
In action figures alone
Heroes have heart (aw)
We control minds (Ooh!)
They get the good press
We get the good lines (yeah)
We say things like
"Rue the day"
And "For this the people of this little city shall pay"
And "Now, i will show you absolute fear" and
"Well, well, well. What do we have here?"

Hey Mr. Hero
Why the cape and the half mask?
Your costume looks stupid
Mine's fucking bad ass (yeah)
Now buzz off
You got a city to save
I'll be back at my lair
Gigglin', diggin' your grave

To me
Your identity is no secret
I know the story of your origin
And i know your weakness
Carry on with your absurd monologue
You silly bastard
I won't hear a word
Over my own demonic laughter
Heroes play supporting roles
The villain's the star
With my hot British accent
Rolling my r's
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Rollin' in my getaway car
Go ahead and try to chase me
But you won't get far
My cold, black heart
Starts pumpin'
Endorphins
Every time
I leave a bomb
In a bus full of orphans (yay!)
With the doors sealed shut
Brakes cut
And it's racing
Towards the edge of a cliff
Shit
Ya better go and save 'em

Walk into a trap
(gas!)
Pass out
Now it's dark
Wake up in chains
Over a tank full of sharks
I'm sure you'll get free
You always do when the time comes
Even i've escaped a dozen times
From the asylum
I got the D.A
Commissioner and the mayor (help!)
Tied up to a bomb
And in my palm i hold the detonator (detonator)
All along
This was my plan
Now i will give you the count of ten
To meet my demands
(come on)
Ten
Nine
Eight
Seven
Six
Five
Aw, fuck it

[Hook 2]
Skeletor, Cat Woman
And Dr. Doom
Doomsday, Kingpin
And Ra's Al Ghul
Shredder and Sandman
Darth Vader and Scarecrow
Braniac, Mr. Mxyzptlk and Mysterio
Oh!
(I'm a Supervillain)
I root for the bad guys
With the evil eyes
Fists in the sky
Screaming die, die, die! and i
(I'm a Supervillain)
I root for the bad guys
The sick and the twisted
So sadistic and wicked that's why i
(I'm a Supervillain)
I root for the bad guys
The psychopathic maniacs
The black hat sort, i
(I'm a Supervillain)
I root for the bad guys
Chillin' like a supervillain
Killin' for sport

Now when the smoke clears
And i've seen the light
Surrounded by four walls
Padded in white
In a strait jacket
Damn it!
This isn't the end
Curses, super hero!
We shall meet again!