[Intro]
See, her sitting in there all alone very poorly
I'm so in love with her too much
(My life, my life)
My face is blushing, very weird
(My life, my life, babe, let's go)
I can be very emotional
At times when I charm the ladies
How do I do that?
It's as easy, as flipping pancakes on a pan
On a sauce pan, girl whatcha up to tonight?
Will we watch a movie?
Cause I have loads of cash here
[Hook]
Can't wait to see you dance tonight, dance tonight
I've been waiting for my whole life, whole life
Go on you little cracker doll, do it for me, for me
I hate when we argue at times, let's end it
[Verse 1]
Why do I always lie in my bed not doing anything
Thanks for the new iPhone you got
Brother just lies there listening to Rap God
And we have more important things to do
Like my true love is just getting to know you
How do you's two not get along that good?
You stay out of this, hanging out with my bud
I never won an award before
I'm gonna start a new chapter from now
Sryan, defendable (Get away zom bitches)
Those vaginas, boobs, fannies are pretty
So sexy you can almost touch them like a sick man
Beside me is sexbomb
Smexy chick, queen of hotness
Crackers, crazy girls, sweet lady, don't make a mess
Hey don't mess with me
The chick magnet is at it again trying to get Justin Bieber a little less
Girls in front of him by using his charms
Don't become like the bullies or you'll get your brain split in half
Go get that part bro
Girl you can do anything but don't look at my toe
Throw the ball to me now, Nikita Robinson gotta meet her
Laura Field, you're like my meal
You never stop being such a queen
Here's the money
I owe you a lot more
Actually you don't owe me anything at all, go dance on the floor, oh
[Hook]
Can't wait to see you dance tonight, dance tonight
I've been waiting for my whole life, whole life
Go on you little cracker doll, do it for me, for me
Writing a song is easy once you get used to it, to it
[Verse 2]
Karaoke is the answer for singing practice
One Direction, what's the story of my life
Girl, my heart is nothing without you
Deep down you mean everything to me
The door is closed, let me get my key
Life has been perfect since I found you
It's like you came from a portal and scared me
R.I.P. Nelson Mandela, our lives are gone
Babe will I ever find out where you're from?
Have to go to bloody mass every Sunday
May is the sad month for us
It's the month me nanny
Was born and now she's gone
I know that she's watching me above
Please tell me you still love me
Jordan Darling, stole my girl
Don't care as long as there
Are millions more lovely looking
Babes out there waiting for me to meet them
Oh fuck I lost my shop voucher
Now I don't get 30% discount off my groceries anymore
I'm such a loser
You can't be the chaser
Cause I already picked the chaser
I think it's time
That you realize you were wrong
Stunner cracker princess
Too pretty you can charm her for like your life cracker princess
Join a competition of models and I know you would definitely win
Told ya could cracker princess
Attacker's mess, that girl's nothing less
She's so underrated, deserves a rate
Babe please don't ever change anyday, you're perfect cracker princess
Yeah, cracker princess, what to do cracker princess
Rihanna is the one who's the cracker princess
She's the only girl in the world
Who is perfect for me
Never leave my sight cracker princess
You girl shouldn't be judged cause you're lovely
And to make things better babe, cracker princess, oh yeah
[Hook]
Can't wait to see you dance tonight, dance tonight
I've been waiting for my whole life, whole life
My girl's dance moves are amazing call her Beyonce, Beyonce
She's such a legend, deserves a lot more treatment
Fuck sake your teeth aren't clean, you'll get teeth decay, decay
[Verse 3]
My brother can be annoying at times
Robbing stores, the perfect crime
Rapping fast, reloading ammo
Don't even ask me why I got a sniper
The ray gun mark ii
Is better than the original
You're unbelievably undoubtful, bird pooped on me
I'm gonna save her life tonight
Trying to make a beat
Making your own composition, heat
Feel the blazing sun in the sky
Nothing is free anymore, people
School pupils
Can I have your attention?
If you don't listen, you's all are on detention
Why's it so hot in here?
Oh, I forgot to mention that I'm in love with someone
Don't laugh at me cause I'm the boss of all of you's
Songs are nothing
Without rhythm, or it is very fucking boring to even listen
See me smooching and kissing
I didn't want to leave you alone
Babes you looking fab going on stage tonight
I mean it when I compliment you, santa
Is watching you and knows if
You've been bad or good, so try your best
Want a pension?
Running a business is hard
Hate standing beside this retard
You can only call Chris a git, cause it's Irish for him
Space is the place for death
Earth is the only planet for living life
Mars could be another planet where people can live
The 2010 Haiti earthquake
Those poor people who died cause of that
Hope they rest in peace in heaven
Just sitting in while the world is ending
Is fucking stupid like you're a big fatso, snitchzel
Oh jesus you scared the life out of me, mr volcano
You need to sacrifice somebody's house to stop it though
School is sometimes helpful
Should go in
When you need to learn a lesson
I can barely fucking breathe on the Moon
Coming with me to the saloon
To show Sean Bruen what for
My babe goes to me like "whatcha doing"
I keep telling her, "nothing special"
She just goes "ok"
Dammit I missed my favourite movie
White chicks, sexy bitches
Oi mate do not ever slap my girl you are a fucking beast
Yeah girl I wanna save you
Now here comes the best part of all (rapbot)
Oh, why do we even have to do this, hey big fella
Wonder what his name is, should we call him Bella
No wait I'm so stupid that's a girl's name you handicap
Sryan is like brother are you crying?
He gets pretty mad because he just said that
I need someone to cheer up the residents before they start a riot
Be quiet, I'm trying to sleep ok, don't make me angry
Downloading torrents is illegal and is against the law, sun so bright
Our car is like a motorbike going fast down the road
9/11 was stupid
So fucking stupid
Feck the killers, goodbye
Some people just never learn
Cutting out a tree, everybody say timber
I will dance, when I have the chance
Now you've become the best climber
I'm shocked, climbing Mount Everest
You're not afraid, remember fear is your downfall
Well I don't know about that dude
Let me know when I'm in a good mood
Tablets are very fucking disgusting
But it's good we have one reason why to have them
IPads, android tablets, iPods, sexy moths
Too many lines to sing to you
You gotta show if you're worthy or not
To hold a belt to show
That you know how to fight
Can't believe I wasted my time on those gobshite challenges
Girl see the day, sun shining bright
Ignore the haters and keep on doing what you like doing
The fast food chain is getting low
Rain plus sun equals rainbow
Don't point your hand at me, that's rude
You are going very crazy about me, I love you
Let me check the baby's diaper
Ew the smell of the poo
Very creepy, 100% freaky
What if you marry me and we go out
Those would be the best days ever
And speak of the angel
Here comes the angel herself
It is so sexist that women have to stay at home
They should be allowed to free themselves from hard labor
Like they're the most pretty looking dolls on this planet or
Should I say universe
The baby's asleep
Please be extra quiet
Never go back to the past
It can destroy the future and you could not live
I've never been wrong before
How could you be right and I was wrong this time
Spain is the tropical place and which
Is where we are going right now
Now let's see you, sing tonight
Oh no
Why sing when you can dance?
