Sryan - That's What Makes You Ugly (Talk Dirty Parody) [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]
Sean, yeah
Sryan Bruen
Yeah
Yeah

[Verse 1]
Pulled down and saw shit in my pants, let's dance
Meeting my girl at the mouse, come to my house
Robin Thicke is such a dick, never wanna meet that prick
Go doggy Styles fetch the stick, don't be a gay prick

[Chorus]
I stick chicks to my chest, like a magnet
Girl, use me as your blanket
One Direction will be here tonight
Making their song what makes you ugly
That's what makes you ugly
That's what makes you ugly
That's what makes you ugly

[Verse 2]
Mirrors showing your reflection everywhere
Banjour, comment tu t'appelles
Fuck you, don't stare
So rude, ring the bell
Lunch break hurry up already, you psychopath
Go doggy styles fetch the stick
No don't you dare lick

[Chorus]
I stick chicks to my chest, like a magnet
Girl, use me as your blanket
One Direction will be here tonight
Making their song what makes you ugly
That's what makes you ugly
That's what makes you ugly
That's what makes you ugly

[Bridge]
Girl, what the fuck are you doing?
Babe, where the hell are we going?
Lady, what did you do with my 1D album
What!

[Verse 3]
Buy me another copy, do not be cocky
You are so greedy, better not be so cheeky
You little fuck, smell of shit (shit)
Stinky horse meat, I have no tits (tits)
See those boobs (boobs)
Being rich isn't perfect, but you are
Go to bar, let's take a sip
I'd like an order of 6 pounds of dreamy babes
It's time, to go to the retarded hell school
They think they're nice by acting so cool
It's time, to go to the retarded hell school
They think they're nice by acting so cool

[Chorus]
I stick chicks to my chest, like a magnet
Girl, use me as your blanket
One Direction will be here tonight
Making their song what makes you ugly
That's what makes you ugly
That's what makes you ugly
That's what makes you ugly

[Outro]
Shut your mouth you, fuck you