Sryan - I Couldn't Care Less [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Intro]

(Piano playing)

Oi, oi, oi
Go to class now, science fuck sake, yeah
Oh, woah
Omg, omg
Yeah, oh, omg, yeah
Omg, yeah

[Verse 1: Sryan]
There are three states of matter
Tell me now, what are they, solids, liquids & gases
For your experiment, you need your special science glasses
Each day, I have to put up with the students in 9 fuckin classes
Many other states are known such as Bose–Einstein condensates
And neutron-degenerate matter
I will give you a batter if you don't shut that motherfuckin mouth of yours
Let me take a picture of you up on that platter
Betty Botter bought some better butter
Hey what is this, a letter, a letter from the middle ages
No, I don't want the pain, don't gimme braces
For your homework tonight, figure out the ranges of these songs
I've never heard such shit before
What did I do wrong? what did I fail for?
Maybe next time I should try harder

[Bridge 1: Sryan]
Here's your paper
Can I have my money?
Or I'll take that back
And I'll call the police
Here's your paper
Can I have my money?
Or I'll take that back
And I'll call the police

[Chorus: Dorkly]
I dance like an eejit, go out in rage
Smell my shit, put me in the cage
I look into your eyes like I couldn't care less
Like I couldn't care less
I dance like an eejit, go out in rage
Smell my shit, put me in the cage
I look into your eyes like I couldn't care less
Like I couldn't care less

[Verse 2: Sryan]
Measurement is the assignment of numbers to objects or events
My window is bent, so is my fence
I need an opisometer, to measure the curved lines
Out there, I can see the sun shine and the people not reading the safety road signs
Yeah girl your eyes are so hard to find, but loving you has been one of a kind
Measurement is a cornerstone of most natural sciences, technology
Economics, and quantitative research in other social sciences
Any measurement can be judged
By the following meta-measurement criteria values:
Level of measurement which includes magnitude, dimensions units and uncertainty
I come home and I find your playing peace and harmony with my chemistry

[Bridge 2: Sryan]
Our song is rocking through those heads
Let's invite our friends so that they can have a sleepover in our beds
Girl stay right by my side
And I'll make sure tonight, you will have the time of your life and it will not be ruined by anyone

[Chorus: Dorkly]
I dance like an eejit, go out in rage
Smell my shit, put me in the cage
I look into your eyes like I couldn't care less
Like I couldn't care less
I dance like an eejit, go out in rage
Smell my shit, put me in the cage
I look into your eyes like I couldn't care less
Like I couldn't care less

I look into your eyes
I look into your eyes

[Hook: Both]
Yeah
Let's keep it cool!

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh (I'm Dorkly!)
Woah
See that sexy toe

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh (that lady's so good looking)
Woah
See that sexy toe

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh (hahahahahaha)
Yeah
See that sexy toe

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Sr-ya-n Bruen

[Chorus: Dorkly]
I dance like an eejit, go out in rage
Smell my shit, put me in the cage
I look into your eyes like I couldn't care less
Like I couldn't care less
I dance like an eejit, go out in rage
Smell my shit, put me in the cage
I look into your eyes like I couldn't care less
Like I couldn't care less