Starbomb - Robots In Need of Disguise [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Verse 1]

(Danny Sexbang): Woah

(Egoraptor): Rollin out motherfuckers, it's the robots in disguise
Led by Optimus Prime, a bot whose power never dies
Cars and vans and planes, fucking construction trucks
They're goin' undercover cause Decepticons don't give a fuck


[Optimus Prime] (Egoraptor):
Autobots, it's time. We're rolling out

[Transformers] (Danny): Right!

[Transformer Fan] (Danny Sexbang):
Oh my God, that truck is Optimus, without a doubt!


[Optimus Prime]: Uhhh, no I'm not


[Transformer Fan]:Yes you are, my dearest robot bro
You guys been on my lunchbox since the 19 fuckin 80s yo!

[Optimus Prime]: Oh balls. Autobots! Listen here
I think it's time to try to find another way to disappear!
New disguises that our enemies could never recognize
Bumblebee become a burger; Prowl, you are a side of fries!


[Transformer]: Huh?


[Optimus Prime]: Do it!
Don't you wanna light our darkest hour?
Jazz, you're now a birthday cake
You've got the touch
I've got the flour!

[Chorus]
(Danny Sexbang): Oh!
Autobots, roll out
Let's show em what we're all about
We'll catch em by surprise when we're in disguise
As a trunk full of sprouts and a tiny Asian girl scout
Now the time has come
To rock the Deceptiscum
They better be alert cause we can now convert
To a skirt, polo shirt, and a little mound of wet dirt
Megatron will pay
As soon as I take on the form of this delightful soufflee

[Transformers]: Okay!


(Danny): Woah

(Egoraptor):
After hours and hours of transforming into stuff
The Autobots decided on a plan that's super duper tough


[Optimus Prime]:
Those Deceptidicks won't see us coming at all
When we roll up together as random kiosks at the local mall


[Transformers]: Yeah!


[Optimus Prime]:
Who'd even think to guess
That Bumblebee is selling cell phone chargers
For three dollars less a cent


[Transformers]: Yeah!

[Optimus Prime]:
They'll never know we're here
While we're hocking beauty products
Making teenage acne disappear


[Transformers]: As if!


[Optimus Prime]: They could stop Ratchet before, bitch!
He's combined with Ironhide to form a turkey sandwich

And I haven't even mentioned
The ace that's up my sleeve
He rocks a jet engine that'll make your ears bleed
He'll betray Megatron, plus he's boisterous and loud
This is your moment
C'mon Starscream, now break it down!

[Bridge]

[Starscream] (Danny Sexbang):
Hey. This is- I'm Starscream


[Optimus Prime]: What?
[Starscream]: I just-I just wanted to say that, Megatron, y-
[Optimus Prime]: Speak up, man!
[Starscream]: Megatron, you're going down, I'm gonna -
[Optimus Prime]: Spe-
[Starscream]:(snot noises) I'm gonna win, I'm St-(snot noises)
[Optimus Prime]: Ugh, come on
[Starscream]:(coughing, gagging, snot noises)
[Optimus Prime]: Alright, you know what? Forget it

[Chorus]

(Danny):Oh!
Autobots, let's fight
These enemies with all our might!
Time to do what's right and transform tonight
To five kites, egg whites, and a family of field mice

Oh!

The Decepticons
Are now ten tanks and a giant gun
While Grimlock's a rake and I'm a warm milkshake
There's a small chance we made a very tiny mistake

Oh!

Well it's too late now
We're the good guys and I'm sure that everything will work out

[Optimus Prime]: Megatron! You're going d- OH GOD AAAAAAAAH (Woah)


[Starscream]: Optimus, I had rea-I had a lot o-
[Optimus Prime]: Starscream, shut UP