TEAMHEADKICK - Lickin' the Lollipop [tekst, tłumaczenie i interpretacja piosenki]

[Hook]
Lickin' the lollipop
(Uh, damn that's hot)
Lickin' the lollipop
(Uh, damn that's hot)

[Verse 1]
I'm a zombie-slayin', player hatin', undead murderer
Juliet is famous, but you've probably never heard of her
She's a zombie hunter and so is her family
Lookin' like a stripper, dressin' all scantily
Puttin' on the sports bra, revvin' up the chainsaw
Cuttin' up the undead, loppin' all their heads off
Leavin' the bodies all tattered, shattered and chopped up
Her boyfriend Nick is attached to her butt (what?)
We gotta save the world
Nobody does it better than a hot-ass girl
Wearing very little clothing and lickin' her lips
Only one thing to do, motorboat those tits
Brbrbrbr, I don't play I go
Brbrbrbr, every single day
On the way to the sensei, pickin' up the blaster
Get no-scope, I'm the headshot master

[Hook]

[Verse 2]
Faster and faster while they give chase
(When Nick is a dick, I just fart in his face)
What the hell? What's that smell?
Oh my God, did you eat Taco Bell?
(Hey butthead!) I ain't Biff Tannen
Killin' undead with my Nick Cannon
Decapitate you and get to puntin'
Makin' mad-ass while I'm Sparkle Huntin'
All of the bosses are straight from Hell
I'm fighting zombies and demons and witches as well
Like a punk rock zombie, his name is Zed
I could let him go, but I'ma kill him instead
A chop to the head, a kick to the nuts
I be chainin' moves together like a combo slut
Rescue survivors, they give me cash
Double flippin' like a ninja, cause I move to fast
(Hack, slash) Through this disaster
(Hack, slash) I'm a button masher
I'm a badass ho in super slo-mo
Put my leg in the air and drop it down low
You know, I got the cameltoe and legs for days
Hackin' and slashin' with the chainsaw blades
And no, I won't lose control
I'm gettin' down on a stripper pole
Spinnin' around like a crackhead baby
Cuttin' zombies in half, makin' undead gravy
(Here comes the horde) So bring the noise
I'm whoopin' ass and collectin' coins
Suckin' on lollipops, lickin' her lips
Juliet is a zombie slayin' badass bitch
Move like a ninja, chop like a razorblade
When I rev the chainsaw, bitches better be afraid
You zombie douchebags, read my lips
I'll survive the apocalypse

[Hook]